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Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

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I finally decided to watch Over the Garden Wall tonight since I have it on DVD, but I couldn't even make it through the first episode because it is genuinely too unnerving and unsettling for me. It freaked me out.

This is a kid's show and I found it honestly too much for me to handle. Maybe it's because it's late at night, or because I'm over-stressed from work, but whatever the reason it really hit me.

I think I'll try again during the day when it's light out.

#I mean all the props for crafting such an legitimately unsettling presentation in only a few minutes. That's A+ work.#Over the Garden Wall

theconcealedweapon

#You have to stop trying to control your kids when you get angry at them.#Abuse #Parenting

derinthescarletpescatarian

#I've been accused of being a robot for YEARS. This is just more of the same.#AI #Technology #Writing

bumblebeebats

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

bumblebeebats

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

bumblebeebats

#platos allegory of the loss.jpg #meme #Loss #Loss.jpg #Rickroll

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hotvampireadjacent

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

littlemisspipebomb

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

baronfulmen

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

#Action Park #Amusement Park #Epic Fail #The Man in the Ball in the Ball

theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt

Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt

Happy disability pride month

nose-bl

via @ninjahijabimuse

this is so much better i love it

#Migraine #Chili

rockytheeridian

BARBARA HOWARD + dreams in 5.15 ✐ᝰ Safety Day requested by randomnessoffiction

#Sometimes the kids just Get It #Abbott Elementary #Barbara Howard #Dreams #Gifset

charlesoberonn

Avatar AU where Aang stays in the iceberg and Katara is mistakenly believed to be the Avatar after she “earthbends” a rock by moving the ice inside it.

Instead of telling the truth and letting everyone down, she and Sokka pull on an elaborate charade and go on a journey to convince the world that the Avatar is back.

charlesoberonn

Sokka was initially against the idea, thinking it’s crazy, but he got onboard anyway because it’s his little sister and he can’t let her go out into the world alone and put a target on herself.

After they started, he got super into the idea and started crafting an elaborate backstory for her Airbending predecessor, and devising ways for her to fake-bend the other elements.

thechainlink

The Road to Ba Sing Se. I love it.

appendingfic

Bumi agrees to teach her because he is pretty sure she’s a reincarnation of him

charlesoberonn

Sokka: But… you’re still alive.

Bumi: So is the real Avatar. I think we can bend the rules of reincarnation a bit.

why-is-it-always-autumn

Zuko still gets a redemption arc and switches sides. Only after he joins Team Avatar does he learn that Katara is not, in fact, the avatar. By this point he’s already committed so screw it he’s teaching a waterbender how to fake-firebend now.

charlesoberonn

That’s very in-character because Aang never wanted to be the Avatar anyway.

charlesoberonn

Sokka after learning the real Avatar was 20 minutes from his home village the whole time:

charlesoberonn

She respects Katara a lot more as a fake Avatar than she did when when she thought she was the real one (which is none).

cuprohastes

Katara always making a pot of tea before meditating and ‘airbending’, because she’s figured out that if the humidity is high enough, she can move it and it looks like airbending.

Zuko behind a rock with a cauldron, desperately blowing flmes under it to keep it steamy.

cuprohastes

Sokka over there 👉 clowning around to distract everyone, as Katara calls out her earthbending moves and Toph is windmilling away to keep up.

And that one desert town where Katara couldn’t find water except in one place, and they still talk about how the Avatar Herself showed up and invented Cabbagebending one day.

#AtLA #Katara #Sokka #Zukoa #Toph Beifong #Aang

taragrimface

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

taragrimface

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

taragrimface

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

taragrimface

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

serenity-bitty

ouch

#if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html #Technology #Web 2.0

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tredlocity

#You're better than this Zuri.#Val and Isaac #Space Dread #Zuri #Pun

severalmoremutants

The human mind is truly fascinating. I can remember exactly what this specific pencil case looks like, I know how big it is, I know the texture of the fabric and how the zip sounds, I remember what’s in it and where I last saw it.

I remember everything. Except where I fucking put it. I have been looking for Hours

#Memory #The human mind is truly fascinating.

in-sufficientdata

"Hwaet!"

This, the first word of Beowulf, the famous Anglo Saxon poem (which would have been delivered orally to its audience), has no direct translation into English. J.R.R. Tolkien described it as "a note striking up at the beginning of the poem" and in his translation simply used "Lo!" It was a word used to draw the listener's attention.

However, in 2021 a new translation was made that attempted to modernize the tone of the poem and make it relatable to the modern reader. In this translation, the author, Maria Dahvana Headley, used "Bro!"

How would you translate "hwaet" if you were making a modernized translation?

Lo!

Bro!

Yo!

Okay, so.

Hey, you! You're finally awake.

Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation.

🎵 Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down🎵

Aight, fam,

Oy vey!

Fuckin' uhhh,

🎵 Jason Deruuuulo 🎵

other (suggestion in tags/comments)

Voting ended onSep 28, 2025

#Of these I would likely choose “Lo!”. The jokes and memes are funny but I don't think it would have been meant to get a laugh like that.#“Attention!” or “Listen!” could also serve similarly. Or something like “Hear me!”#The point is that it's a single word/tone/exclamation which is meant to get you to pay attention because the story is beginning.#Changing it to “Bro!” for a “modern” adaptation makes sense but only in the context of trying to modernize it for right here and now.#It wouldn't be my choice for an “official” translation that was trying to capture the “feel” of the original.#Hwaet #hwæt #Beowulf #Old English #English #Language #Linguistics #Translation

wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se

I love when people include Kavik in the "avatar's love interests" line up because he actually doesn't technically date Yangchen? In the books at least. It's like the opposite of queerbaiting. They're Straightbaiting.

Does Yangchen have several internal monologues about how handsome she thinks Kavik is? Yes. Does she internally mull over how smart and skilled he is just as many times? Yes. Does Kavik get confused as the avatar's lover by various other characters? Yes. Does one of their plans include letting people think they're secretly dating? Yes. Do they have to share a room with one bed and share food with one utensil and become the topic of gossip among a bunch of maids because an innkeeper maid saw Kavik in Yangchen's room shirtless? Yes. Does Yangchen meet Kavik's family? Yes. Are they constantly needling and flirting with and hyping up each other? Yes. Do they ever kiss? No. Are they together officially? No

#Correct it's never officially established that they become romantically involved.#Is it heavily implied? Yes. Do I think that it will eventually be canonized in a throwaway line in some other book? Also Yes.#But has it HAPPENED YET? No.#Yangchen #Kavik #Avatar Yangchen #Avatar #Chronicles of the Avatar #The Dawn of Yangchen #The Legacy of Yangchen

thyinum

A comic I made for @atlazine’s Generations zine last year!

#atla #aang #yangchen #avatar aang #avatar yangchen #Fanart #Fan comic #Air Nomads #Air Acolytes #Avatar

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randomnessstuff

Happened to catch this moment with a pre-bond Brosnan in Remington Steele, complaining to Laura Holt about the dangers of spies who could kill them both.

#Remington Steele #Pierce Brosnan #Laura Holt #James Bond

rocktheholygrail

Chidi + decision-making

#The Good Place #Chidi Anagonye #Eleanor Shellstrop #Michael #Gifset #Indecision

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