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I just saw somebody sugggest Hannah Waddingham as a potential Tambi Baker in a theoretical Strangers in Paradise adaptation, and holy shit yes!
She's not quite buff enough to really fit the exact comic depiction, but she's as close as I can imagine anybody coming. And she could definitely hit the personality and presentation.
Oh now we need to actually get a proper SiP film or TV series.
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our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary
caller got into a car accident on their way to work? their nonexistant son dorian was hurt. got kicked out of a bar and broke their ankle? their son dorian was the one who broke it. i now spend more time having to de-dorian the call summary than if i had just written it myself. really funny. we're required to use this now
The Picture of Dorian GrAI
pros of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day: feeling the sun, getting vitamin d, hearing birds chirping, watching the bees and the lizards and the squirrels
cons of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day:
MY NAPKINS
When I was a teen in the 2010s boys would call each other Gay to say they were too effeminate but now it’s 2026 and we’re “Better Than That” so I just overheard a kid on the bus tell his buddy “you gotta get on T man cause you are NOT passing” 😭😭😭😭😭
If I was paid I’d do a study on this
Back in middle school, after I read War of the Worlds for the first time, I created an OC and plotted out a basic storyline for him*, but never really pursued it because I thought it was a little far-fetched and silly, perhaps even cringe. Then the 2025 movie came out and I realized my story is way better than that so I went back to it and started playing around with it again out of spite. So fuck it, this is Ezekiel the Martian and he’s my middle school OC who I’ve reworked.
The original book mentions that we know how Martians reproduce because a baby Martian was born on Earth during the invasion. In my version, that baby survived either due to acquired immunity from the human blood it consumed or from a random genetic mutation (I don’t feel like committing to one or the other fully) and was secretly raised by a human scientist. Because he was raised by humans, he displays many traits that others of his species don’t, like speaking and mimicking facial expressions and hand gestures. Thus, he’s caught in a weird limbo state where he can’t really fit in with humans because he’s too alien and also couldn’t fit in with other Martians because he’s too human; a manifestation of my own sense of alienation from my peers as a queer, disabled, neurodivergent kid. The main part of the story takes place in an alternate 1975-ish shortly after the scientist dies and his estate and secret Martian son become his granddaughter’s problem.
Ezekiel’s favorite band is Black Sabbath and he may occasionally dismantle household appliances to get parts for his inventions (currently he wants to build a particle accelerator in the backyard but his niece is refusing to buy him several miles of copper wiring for it).
*they don’t really have genders but the narrator of the book frequently refers to Martians with he/him so. Whatever.
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knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey
Okay, we got a new one, boys.
Close enough welcome back Chekov's gun.
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I also like the idea of showing something as a problem before it’s shown as a strength. Almost every character trait has two sides, and by showing the “bad” side first, it sets things up to not only make sense, but to also be very satisfying.
Sometimes I really want to take everyone under the age of 24 (as of 2026) by the shoulders and say:
"I'm really sorry that lockdown and the ongoing pandemic interrupted pivotal educational and social/emotional development moments for you. You have an uphill battle towards adjusting to a lot of community based efforts because you experienced a mass trauma during an incredibly important time in your life where you should have physically been around your peers learning to engage in shared community. There is no "but" here, I'm genuinely really sorry. Something many of us consider key points in our interpersonal growth as youths was taken from you, not without reason but without care for its impact on you. I hope you know we are eternally allies in our struggles and if that is something you struggle to know I hope you can learn it someday."
Because so many of the angriest, most disenfranchised people I see on this website are under 24 and I often try to put younger people's behavior in the context of where they might have been 2020. I've seen the impact on my siblings and their peers+friends first hand, all ages 18-24. We've talked about how its impacted them, the isolation, the attachment to the internet, the anxieties and phobias and fears it developed in them due to the pandemic, the political unrest, and the responses to both that we've seen since. I know they're not the only ones and I know how much being marginalized also influences that impact too.
It's terrifying. I know it must be terrifying for a lot of the young people on Tumblr too. I hope one day we're able to bridge all of those complex feelings into something collective and positive so we can do our best to prevent similar traumas from happening to future generations.
Today we were talking about how words can mean different things to different communities, and that people outside the community wouldn't understand. Like how a non-poker player wouldn't understand poker jargon the way other poker players would. Anyway, then my professor said he was gonna show us his "favourite example" and wrote a single word on the board that gave me instant psychic damage: beta.
Apparently sport climbers use this word with a meaning of "technique, method." But for a horrifying, horrifying second there was the possibility in my mind that we were gonna talk about ABO in my fucking linguistics class
Professor Betas Georg, who writes 50k omegaverse fics during office hours, boldy wrote "beta" on the board while observing which of his students went dead. still.
official linguistics post
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I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory
one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"
the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.
how did you feel about dinosaurs as a kid?
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this post brought to you by genuine curiosity and no ulterior agenda. i simply realized i didn’t know anyone who wasn’t somewhere on the scale of fucking nuts about dinosaurs and then was like “i bet i know where i can find out how representative something isn’t”
remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.
i mean, that sure would be a sign something was wrong
the plant that makes you grow extra legs
Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.
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The fact that antisemites are using the word "noticing" and "noticing patterns" as dogwhistles is annoying because I do actually notice a lot of stuff, patterns included, and one of the most obvious patterns I've noticed to date is that all antisemitic rhetoric makes no sense if you think critically about it for 5 seconds. Often less
A TERF liked this post so I just want to clarify that another pattern I've noticed is the massive overlap between anti-trans rhetoric and antisemitic rhetoric
IMAGINE ME & YOU (2005) dir. Ol Parker
