Rueben The Sun Conure

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

A skier encountering a highly territorial lemming on the slopes 

Puffins in a flower field 

Some people wanted to know more about how Spencer lost his tail T_T  Basically, at breakfast time, he was on the floor, where he’s NOT SUPPOSED TO BE, without my knowledge.  I noticed he wasn’t in my view, so I went to stand up to go find him to make sure he wasn’t getting into trouble–unbeknownst to me, he was under my chair!  I don’t know if I actually stepped on his tail or if just me suddenly getting up and putting my foot right next to him startled him, but he flew out from under the chair and left his tail behind T_T  Dropping their tails is a defense mechanism that some bird species have (some parrots, chickens, and apparently some birds of prey do it too!)–essentially, the ability to shed all their tail feathers at once allows them to escape if a predator grabs them by the tail.

The good news is that Spencer is otherwise unhurt, and his tail will grow back.  This could have been much worse (which is the whole reason I try to keep him from going on the floor!).  I’m hoping he’s learned his lesson about sneaking down to the floor!  Despite his new stubby appearance, he’s still a happy chatty boy, so he wasn’t too traumatized!

Him grape.....

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Currently struggling with funds due to covid once again. It’s written in the gofundme desc as well, but i owe 1300 for rent over the past couple months. I lost my original job due to covid related issues, and my current job has my hours incredibly cut also due to covid, and restraints on social distancing. (Not to mention I make like 5 bucks an hour + tips)

I’m also once again offering commissions for donations! (Note the image below)

My main blog is @hazerino​ if you donated and want a commission with it. (I’m posting this to rat facts because this blog has the most followers out of all my blogs) 

Even if you can’t donate, spreading this around and reblogging would be a huge help! I don’t need 1300 from everyone, but this is just more of extra help towards reaching my financial goal. Thank you all so much! I love you!