Uncomfortably Meaty

just saw an x-ray of a horse skull. can’t say i’m too happy with it

Fun fact: horses' teeth take up more space in their skulls than their brains!

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

it magically turns songs you don’t like into songs you like!!!

@queer-joy-detector

Queer joy detected!

Queer joy detected!

We for real for real for realsies have to popularize the term smith college problem . And normalize telling people they’re having a smith college problem . And if you’re always posting about smith college problems it is your duty to normalize going oh okay never mind once people tell you that you are smith college problem posting

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

Guy who says “you know, the unabomber kind of had a point” but he just means that “eat your cake and have it too” is a more sensical idiom

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

WHY anyone would call OP "pedo"? Doesn't make any sense whatsoever. I was shocked when a 20+ coworker in Canada said at a seminar about breast cancer that she never touches her breasts. How are you supposed to check yourself for lumps etc.? The idiocy of prudishness and constant sexualization of body parts AT THE SAME TIME is unbelievable, and dangerous. Why is North American culture so twisted, it's mindboggling...