My Jojo phase continues

who up dinking they oiter

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

what about the other cat?

fert

hate going to the doctors with persistent debilitating symptoms and then then they call you with the results which is just like good news! your blood is red

bite each other's dicks off dot jpg

You ever have that "hungry but nauseous" feeling about activities? Like you really really want to do something and you've got plenty of fun hobbies and things you could pick from but all of the options turn your stomach so you're just laying there bored and angry about it.

airplane tickets should be free if you have internet friends you reaaaaaaally want to hang out with

only valuable thing hazbin hotel has done for our society is when people use audio clips from the little red guy with the same va to edit over invader zim to make it sound like he's cursing. I like that

becoming president just to put lumen, decibel, and size restrictions on vehicles.

i shouldn't be seeing floaters shaped like your car's headlights for thirty seconds after i pass you. also shut the fuck up. and your car does not need to be that big. you're putting other people in danger. let's get you a more conscious-of-other-people car