homoeroticism or bust

Im Bad at talking you should just shoot me if I talk to you ever

when you reblog a post about life being hopeless as an acknowledgement that your own life sucks and then your mutuals reblog the same post from you and tag it with the name of a hockey player it's like oh. so it's just me and this millionaire bastard in canada

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"