homoeroticism or bust

that gap in my resume is from the saw trap

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

fundraiser for their legal expenses x

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY