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NO

I think it's really funny how the practice of bleeping out profanity is not only completely ineffective as a censorship tool, it's had the opposite effect of creating an environment where it's ridiculously easy to edit apparent profanity into footage that doesn't actually contain it. Like you can just grab any audio or video clip and bleep out anything and people will automatically mentally insert profanity in there it fucking rules.

I've been looking for such archives, thanks

the phrases "holy shit two cakes," "fuck it we ball," and "perfect is the enemy of good" bounce around in my cavernous skull like ping pong pachinko. occasionally one of them will land on a big red button labeled "write" and that is when 1000 words emerge from me and splooge all over my document

This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.

women are really awesome and theres so many of them oh my god

we are so fucking lucky theres women. we are sooo lucky theres trans women or we'd be fucked forever and ever

croissant seeking behavior

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

anybody who tries to frame the struggle of the global south against the imperial core and the struggle of black and native people from within the imperial core as two movements that are opposed to each other isn't worth a second of your time