Poorly Socialized

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

wow my tweet on my dash

Pokemon Heritage Post

I am genuinely so fucking stupid. I was reading this book where a bunch of people have to pass a logic puzzle in order to survive, and I was like "why are they all dying?? the answer is obviously the third goblet from the left!" yeah.....that was not the answer. I would've died in this book, and I would've been SO publicly smug before I did. like giving people the finger, smirking, etc. this sucks.

World Heritage Post

"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

And sometimes that fanart is the source material😔

If elected I will go back in time and prevent tvtropes trope names from becoming common knowledge and ruining every goddamn book synopsis for 5 consecutive years

if you advertise your book using ao3 tags instead of a synopsis you will be reborn as a hornworm directly in the line of sight of a flock of angry chickens for seven lifetimes

neither a puppyboy nor a puppygirl they call me andogynous

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

just mispelled mental illness the worst anyones ever done it .

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

dude i'm one of the great thinkers of a generation, like michaelangelo or donatello or... [really obviously running out of turtles to name] april o'neil