eggs and bake ive made a mistake

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

250 years and most native tribal groups continue to not be federally recognized. Embarrassing!

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

the jimmy summer palette has dropped