clovesmoke the destiel truther

oh no blowjob for me please! i just wanted to be in this truck stop bathroom stall with you

castiel whenever theyre getting gas en route to a hunt

8500+ notes before the first destiel comment. i haven’t watched supernatural whatsoever in a decade, i certainly wasn’t thinking about it when i made this post. but you know what? yeah, this is an official destiel post #destiel

no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’

plutonic lesbian friends (that do nothing for me)

Castiel would be a hit on Tumblr, he’d post some actual real shit he experiences like “hate when you get dust in your eyes in ur middle pair of wings bc it’s so hard to shake those to get the dust out without getting dust on your other pairs” or “do you ever get tired of processing information across five dimensions and have to close down some of the wavelengths to a more manageable three?” and ppl on tumblr would be like “oh me”

ya'll this was a doodle

I’m dead serious when I say my favorite salmon dean moment is when Sam finds that horrible taxidermy animal with the costume on and holds it up for Dean to look at.