howdy howdy howdy

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

some fandom disagreements are like "I see your point but I think this other aspect of the narrative is more significant," and some are like "I don't think you can read."

happy pride month to this post specifically

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inherently selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks