Across the 'Verse

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

why the FUCK am i still on here

Oh, sure. You slither down ONE wall like a lizard, and suddenly your new friend (the same friend you JUST invited to stay in your house for a MONTH!) starts calling you "a creature in the semblance of a man." Smh.

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth