yes, I am STILL in that little jar.

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

stop using hospitals as horror settings

fun alternative: cruise ships. cruise ships exploit workers and can pollute as much as a million cars on a daily basis while dumping endless shit into the ocean and endangering all passengers on board because the on board air quality rivals some of the most polluted cities in the world while being a breeding ground for disease. cruise ships deserve to have negativity associated with them

also all crimes commited aboard a cruise ship is under the juristiction of whichever country they’re registered to once they’re a certain distance away from land so you have the added bonus of the crimes being very unlikely to be properly investigated (due to usually being physically so very far from the actual police whose juristiction they’re under)

terrifying!

On top of THAT cruise ships tend to have their own morgue, as people tend to die on ships all the time. Good for those spooky scenes.

plus u can just like…leave a hospital. good luck escaping a killer or a monster or a curse or w/e in the middle of the fucking ocean

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

this is so fucking relaxing

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

White people love to call their mom a bitch it’s their culture

Will never forget being at some catholic event with my ex girlfriend and her mom was picking on me for literally hours and I could see she was getting fed up and was going to say something and I was waiting for her to defend me or something and to my absolute horror after hours of being antagonized she finally turned to her mom and said “you are such a fucking bitch”. And I felt like somebody just got shot in front of me and her mom didnt even react

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

hes hit a street light

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

fuck

Also, eavesdropping teenagers is a treat because not only are they very loud, you'll hear them saying shit like "oh my god I saw my Hear Me Out's girlfriend" and "wait who was the one who was on the table in a birth giving position?" and get zero context. Casually referring to someone you evidently personally know irl as your "hear me out" is certainly a choice, but I don't think it counts as a hear me out if there's someone willing to date them.