yes, I am STILL in that little jar.

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

this is so fucking relaxing

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

White people love to call their mom a bitch it’s their culture

Will never forget being at some catholic event with my ex girlfriend and her mom was picking on me for literally hours and I could see she was getting fed up and was going to say something and I was waiting for her to defend me or something and to my absolute horror after hours of being antagonized she finally turned to her mom and said “you are such a fucking bitch”. And I felt like somebody just got shot in front of me and her mom didnt even react

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

hes hit a street light

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

fuck

Also, eavesdropping teenagers is a treat because not only are they very loud, you'll hear them saying shit like "oh my god I saw my Hear Me Out's girlfriend" and "wait who was the one who was on the table in a birth giving position?" and get zero context. Casually referring to someone you evidently personally know irl as your "hear me out" is certainly a choice, but I don't think it counts as a hear me out if there's someone willing to date them.