yes, I am STILL in that little jar.

I like how faries might give you toys or torture you. They are a lot like life in that regard. Follow for more deep real shit.

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

in Boston, they call potstickers "peking ravioli" to not confuse the Italians. this sounds like a shitpost but it's literally true

Nearly got in trouble at work once after I moved out of Boston because I mentioned Peking ravioli and people thought I was some sort of esoteric sino-italophobic bigot. Had to frantically google pictures of menus to prove my innocence

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

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