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Many, many people find Flowery to be a rather lovable character. They enjoy looking at handsome fanart of him or making theories about him. They find him charming, endearing even.

THIS IS WRONG - AND NOT FOR THE REASONS YOU THINK....

Many people who know the real Flowery look at the people who are fans of Flowery (such as in the Flowery Fan Club) and are SHOCKED to see that people could like someone so evil! But, my fellow Flowery Haters, we should extend our sympathy to these poor souls who call themselves Flowery Fans. You see...

FLOWERY HAS BEEN BRAINWASHING DELTARUNE PLAYERS IN ORDER TO CONVERT THEM INTO HIS CULT (Flowery Fan Club).

I have done some investigating into the Flowery Fan Club, and what I found was very, very concerning. For one, they completely rigged the favorite character polls against Spamton so that Flowery would win! This is election fraud! I was reasonably angry for this, until I saw that many in the Flowery Fan Club have become Floradinns! They even call themselves the Floradinn Army! However, I beleive this is not their fault. You see, Flowery has used his manipulation skills to draw these people into his Fan Club, and once they are in, he forcibly converts them into Floridinns so that he can make them fight to the death in his army!

But how does a simple Flower do this?

FLOWERY IS NOT A FLOWER. HE IS A WEED, AND HE IS SPREADING IN THE MINDS OF DELTARUNE FANS TO CONTROL THEM!

Yeah, you heard me. Flowery is an evil weed. You may have noticed in the picture above that my finger is in a splint. This is because Flowery caught me in my investigations and tried to SILENCE me! Thankfully, I escaped, but as you can see, I was violently injured :(

Why would Flowery do this?

SO THAT HE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND MAKE EVERYONE WORSHIP HIM AND FUCK THEIR DADS!

THAT'S RIGHT! FLOWERY IS EVIL AND WANTS TO FUCK YOUR DAD(S).

WE HAVE TO STOP HIM!

WE NEED TO BE... WEEDKILLERS!!!

Thank you for listening to my words. Hopefully Flowery won't come back to finish me off, but I had to take that risk by posting this.

Many, many people find Flowery to be a rather lovable character. They enjoy looking at handsome fanart of him or making theories about him. They find him charming, endearing even.

THIS IS WRONG - AND NOT FOR THE REASONS YOU THINK....

Many people who know the real Flowery look at the people who are fans of Flowery (such as in the Flowery Fan Club) and are SHOCKED to see that people could like someone so evil! But, my fellow Flowery Haters, we should extend our sympathy to these poor souls who call themselves Flowery Fans. You see...

FLOWERY HAS BEEN BRAINWASHING DELTARUNE PLAYERS IN ORDER TO CONVERT THEM INTO HIS CULT (Flowery Fan Club).

I have done some investigating into the Flowery Fan Club, and what I found was very, very concerning. For one, they completely rigged the favorite character polls against Spamton so that Flowery would win! This is election fraud! I was reasonably angry for this, until I saw that many in the Flowery Fan Club have become Floradinns! They even call themselves the Floradinn Army! However, I beleive this is not their fault. You see, Flowery has used his manipulation skills to draw these people into his Fan Club, and once they are in, he forcibly converts them into Floridinns so that he can make them fight to the death in his army!

But how does a simple Flower do this?

FLOWERY IS NOT A FLOWER. HE IS A WEED, AND HE IS SPREADING IN THE MINDS OF DELTARUNE FANS TO CONTROL THEM!

Yeah, you heard me. Flowery is an evil weed. You may have noticed in the picture above that my finger is in a splint. This is because Flowery caught me in my investigations and tried to SILENCE me! Thankfully, I escaped, but as you can see, I was violently injured :(

Why would Flowery do this?

SO THAT HE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND MAKE EVERYONE WORSHIP HIM AND FUCK THEIR DADS!

THAT'S RIGHT! FLOWERY IS EVIL AND WANTS TO FUCK YOUR DAD(S).

WE HAVE TO STOP HIM!

WE NEED TO BE... WEEDKILLERS!!!

Thank you for listening to my words. Hopefully Flowery won't come back to finish me off, but I had to take that risk by posting this.

Maybe I got a bit carried away and made a video

YYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS GOOD!!!

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt