A Secret Lost Pet City on the Moon

Thesis: a big reason so many romance stories make one or both characters wealthy is that part of the fantasy is being so materially secure that you can afford for your emotional and interpersonal feelings and problems to be the most important thing in your life.

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

SEE HER FABULOUS!!!

joker with an earring voice. bi so curious. sorry. fuck. sorry. this post sucks so fucking bad.

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍