Naneki

That which can be destroyed by the Barbie movie, should be.

every man i’ve spoken to who has seen the barbie movie has said it was “whatever” or they “didnt like it” or they “didnt think it was funny” except my husband.

My first question to someone who’s like, “You should give up writing and learn to code!” would be to ask, “Is that how you entertained yourself during the pandemic? With long videos of people coding? Or did you read books and watch TV and movies like the rest of us?”

Body cam turned off? Sus.

Pulled his gun on a bunch of kids with his cam turned off so he wouldn’t get in trouble, but like all cops he was too fucking incompetent to even do that much without murdering someone - in this case, himself.

How….?

Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it’s literally just a “be gay do crime” rom com there’s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it’s sweet and I’d die for it

guess what’s going on my to watch list now

im actually SOBBING this is so funny

joe biden is a storm god

somebody do a shitty jpeg edit of joe biden as a storm god ill love you forever

I don’t remember making this post but it’s going around again and I’m losing my shit

Imagine becoming a werewolf because you got attacked by a fucked up chicken

A wildlife rehab centre discovers that one of its patients is a lycanthrope when the full moon hits and their wolf transforms into a slightly different wolf.

every single villain with minions would be utterly fucked if the heroes just introduced them to the concept of workers’ unions

While that Shrek scene is one of the best, I do feel some villains would survive the unionizing. Gru, for one, would have been fine even as a bad guy since he was still a good boss. Megamind would absolutely let Minion unionize, even if the union was just Minion.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz’s backup dancers are canonically unionized iirc