I'm very confused.

Jinkies

Jeepers!

Zoinks!

Ruh roh!

FUCK

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it

does anyone have the one where he falls down only to get schlorped up into another slide

thank god

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate

The one and only time I posted something negative about Taylor Swift, I got more anon hate than I have collectively gotten from TERFs in two years of this blog existing

#hp lovecraft thought penguins were grotesque and horrifying#he was not a difficult man to frighten

The early 2000s distilled down to its very essence.

he's jacking off their invisible cyber dicks