God’s Favorite Pan :]

What?

No, I hate it when they kiss me.

What do you mean? “WhAt dO YOu MeaN?”

I hate their kisses,

Simple as that.

Yes, I love them,

Yes, they're my one and only,

But I hate their kisses.

Well, because…

Their mouth tastes like the smoke they breathe daily out in the city.

Their lips are cracked and are the driest thing I've ever felt.

Their teeth knock against mine every. single. time.

They kiss like a 16-year-old with a thick pair of glasses held together with a bandaid.

And they just… Ew…

I still love their kisses though…

They kiss me with longing and I know I'm missed.

They kiss me with sadness and grieve by my side,

They kiss me with softness and catch all the things that try to haunt my dreams.

They kiss me with joy and I find my peace.

They kiss me and I love it more than I ever thought I could.

I still don't LIKE their kisses though.

But I do love them.

Number one I’m stubborn.

Number two I’m an asshole.

Number three I’m vulgar.

And that is not a good combination for an isekai protagonist. The way I probably would die before the end of book 1 because I told riddle he could kiss my ass before he could order me around and he’s puts a rosebush through my chest. The way that if I even managed to get to book 2, Leona would turn me to sand after I told him to suck my dick from the back for talking shit. The way Floyd would squeeze me into oblivion after I tell Azul that all I gotta do is stay black and die and refuse to do work.

Cause what are they gonna do? Kill me? Have fun in jail n****. And if they try to take my magic, I didn’t have any first place. All I got to my name are the clothes on my back and my loud ass mouth. They can’t do shit to me. I got nothing to lose.

OK maybe I’m being slightly too woke right now, but has anyone ever considered that Lilia’s part in Malleus’ birth could kinda be considered an allegory for women’s rights and how in the past women were treated poorly despite being the ones that have to go through the long and arduous process of pregnancy…

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OK but lock in, I promise I’m going somewhere-

So I haven’t gotten to book 7 yet so some of these details might be wrong- but basically the fae-human war was going on. Lilia stepped down from his position of general, but got called up by a Baul who essentially goes “ hey so the Crown Prince is dying in his egg and the queen can’t fix it so we need you to fix it.” So Lilia goes traveling for literal years researching ways to save Malleus while giving egg Malleus some of his own magic to supplement what he’s missing. (Gestation Period) Lilia goes to many places and through many hardships. Even going places that “led him to the border between life and death.” (Maternal Mortality) And upon finding out that Malleus will die very soon if he doesn’t get the adequate amount of magic, Lilia rushes back to save him with his own magic, almost dying in the process from Malleus’ own lightning, as well as giving up his own life force to save him. (The Struggles and Dangers of Childbirth) And after all that struggle Malleus is born and that moment is regarded as one of the happiest moments of Lilia‘s life. (The Joy Most Mothers Feel After Their Child Is Born) Then, almost immediately afterwards, the Senate ridicules and curses Lilia for infecting the royal heir with his low birth magic and takes Malleus away from him with little to no visitation. (Ancient/Medieval Practices of Separating Heirs from their Mothers Immediately Upon Birth to be Raised by Governesses and Tutors + The Treatment of The Mothers of Royal Heirs that are of “Low/Foreign” Birth)

It is Roi de SA Chambre NOT Roi de TA Chambre.

Roi de sa Chambre = King of his room

Roi de ta Chambre = King of your room

Unless Rook is teasing, there is no need for him to call Idia the king of someone’s bedroom.

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