I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You
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Xuebing Du

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
KIROKAZE
dirt enthusiast
RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Product Placement
Not today Justin

titsay

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Kaledo Art
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap

if i look back, i am lost
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I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

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you don't even have a dog
snake bit me today (non-venomous) (i deserved it)
considering that the thing I did to get bitten by the snake was "grab it off the forest floor and carry it indoors to show my boss" I think the snake's behavior was justified.
Didn't even break skin either. An extremely polite and patient snake, all things considered.
this felt virgil to me
from this post
original photos :
not even funny how true this is for me

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Has this been done before? idk lolll but it was stuck in my head so
throws it at yall
oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.
like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.
i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
Nobody freak out
batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like
killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham
poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart
joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:
at this point the toxic waste he fell into fucked him up so bad he wont eat anything that hasnt been mashed up and irradiated so the arkham doctors just throw random shit in a pot and mash it up for him. he loves it
If I want the mush I’ll just get the mush. Arkham is the world’s first prison constructed entirely out of Kleenex
this is the only funny comment anyone has ever made on this post. including my comment

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Wake up, get up, get out there! (Everyday. At 7AM. Even if the weather is gross.) (but i love rain tbh)
In a move that left hundreds of longtime residents scrambling to find alternative housing, municipal construction crews reportedly demolished a local Black neighborhood Thursday, part of an ongoing city project to make room for nothing in particular. “For decades, this part of Fort Worth has languished as nothing more than a loving community for African American families and a bustling hub for Black-owned businesses,” said Mayor Mattie Parker, adding that the destruction of dozens of beloved restaurants, theaters, barbershops, and newspapers was an essential step toward creating more vacant lots that could sit empty behind fences for an indefinite length of time.
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my hottest take
Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.
guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare
yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety
(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)
Then how the haters loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
"Unholy Drink Cloaca
You'll go down in history!"
You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.
Asking my husband for Jetko ideas is always hilarious. I asked, "I need something angsty. What do you think should happen?"
And he immediately said, "Make Zuko cheat on Jet with The Boulder 🪨."
I'm not sure whether to be pissed off or impressed because why the fuck would you say that 😭
Anyway, he's banished to the basement of bad ideas again.
Let him speak
Can I just say how much I enjoy that almost everyone in Lord of the Rings is an adult. Like a grown ass adult. I do realize the hobbits are relatively young for their species, but there’s no chosen one teenagers, they’re not a group of random twenty something’s who also happen to somehow be geniuses, no childlike drama or super honed abilities that have somehow only been developed before high school. Just a bunch of old, weary adults getting shit done, honing their craft after years and years and being badass regardless of age.

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Uncle: [Hi!! Been a while!]
Me: [Hi, Uncle. It's been a while. How have you been?]
Uncle: [Wow, your Korean is GREAT!]
Me: [Please don't say that, Uncle]
Uncle: [Oh, (negated verb) so (adjective), I've been (verb)(present progressive particle) a lot and you know my (noun) is (adjective)]
Me: Uncle it's important to me that you know that I don't understand most of what you're saying rn
Uncle: Ah, your (adjective) (noun) again. Listen, you (past tense verb) (adverb) and worked (adverb) and it really (not even sure, it could be a verb or noun)
Me: Uncle, I can, uh, "guess" (English) your meaning, but I'm not being, uh, humility, I really don't understand
Uncle: And yet here we are, (verb)(present) with no problems!!
It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s
thats a common interest we've
Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin