the ghost that annoys you👻

Nick Fury formed the Avengers because he wanted his adopted murderchild Natasha Romanoff to have more friends.

That’s the most realistic thing I’ve ever heard about the MCU

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

ccant relate

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

*upbeat movie trailer music playing* macbeth was just your average every day war general, until one day, three wacky witches told him he was destined to be king. now he’s about to find out, that being king, isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be

I love how they use background music in animal documentaries to signify danger. It’s like damn, I thought this caterpillar was chillin but clearly something bout to happen that neither I nor the caterpillar know about.

tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point

will i ever have my shit together

me: I don’t have enough time me: *stares at the carpet for 5 straight minutes thinking about how I don’t have enough time*