back as a cowgirl’s saddle

You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

mistranslation? or incredible branding decision

"A loud cracking of twigs and the unmistakably war cry of the northern clans of these barbaric lands, you turn around as you hear the creaking of wagon wheels and a small carriage pulls into the clearing, a furious little creature sitting on top. It's the Impregnated Goblin! Roll for initiative!"

ctrl+f is one of the greatest things to happen to academia and indeed this world

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

[ID: text reading, "Don't listen to your transistor radio on a bus. The other passengers may not want to hear the baseball game or your favorite recording artist." /End ID.]

Yes. Yes you are.

every year i see this post and go “hell yeah”

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now