society makes my ass twitch 🚬

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

after seeing your friends for a few hours sometimes u walk away and return home with a little ball of glowing golden light in your chest

Madcap comedy where the Dowager Queen and Queen Mother are aging sisters-in-law and lifelong snarky besties, their nephew/son (respectively) is around - he's a perfectly competent king but will never be an adult to them - and the Queens get up to hijinx as they have basically no responsibilities and the only person who can tell them "no" is The King who is busy and will also never not see them as his mom and aunty.

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable