#fuuuuuuck

NO TUMBLR NO MY ANDROID PHONE I DID NOT WANT TO SWIPE AWAY ALL MY NOTES THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT WHAT THE FUCK HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION

just got banned for 7 days on reddit for saying i want to slap a mans thick thighs. im gonna kill someone THIS WAS NOT A THREAT I AM NOT A THREAT I WILL PROBABLY BREAK MY OWN ARM BY DOING THAT DO NOT SILENCE GAY VOICES

god i love sted.. priest with a boob window

y’all ever been love? y’all ever look at your partner and think “oh my fucking god i hope i get to look at your eyes for a really long time”? y’all ever hear them in all your favorite apocalyptic love songs? or is that just me?

FUCK HE SAW THE MESSAGE BEFORE I COULD DELETE IT

That crushing feeling when you wanna be cute but you have bushy eye brows and a manly face :(

everytime i complete a task im like wow that was so easy why did i procrastinate i will certainly learn from this lesson in the future and just Do The Task next time. and then the next time comes and the executive dysfunction prison warden bashes my head against the wall and double locks my cell like damn i forgot he lived here and then i pick the lock and then