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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

In 1 week, on June 14/15th, 2026, at an unspecified time in the night, Phoenix Wright gets hit by a car in hit-and-run incident.

truly the doomed sapphics of all time

Those are the worst photos of a rabbit ever taken. I'm in love with your weird dog and his emotional support dust pile

lord help me someone just told me erectile dysfunction is just as ignored as endo. thats awesome that they found a pill to get rid of endometriosis can u drop me the link to it please ? lol

we need to start ripping the penis clean off

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again