I asked my 3-year-old son Jebthony what he thought about the government and he said "Donald Trump is a perfidious tyrant and his machinations must be opposed" and I said "Shit, dude, those are some big-ass words for a 3-year-old" and he said "You can see how I have already surpassed even you, mother. Soon I will be terrible and inexorable, like a god." Kids are so cute ❤️





















