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Um... Remember him.....

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crackship-hq

Not really a crackship but I like to head canon that if tasque was in chapter 3 she would take 8 bit kris and like adopted them

Just my head canon tho

mewfromshadows

Reblog if you’re OK with people sending you asks about your OCs, ‘sonas or even about yourself

chrisberi2

XP Ask me about my Blueberry Island fanfic

Or about my clones

Or about my sonas

Or about the @miniralsei blog because I refuse to reopen the inbox fsr

Or about me XP

bill-cipher-offical

STOP PROJECTING YOUR CRAMPS ON TO ME YOU LITTLE SHITS

No

No

No

Ralsie: No

NO, NO

gimmickblogsoutofcontext

Blogs: @bill-cipher-offical, @sm-64-luigi, @mariotennisdaisy, @therealvivian, @miniralsei, @askjevilandqueen.

Ralsy: Oh goodness, my writer is calling me.

Krissy: (Waiting.)

Ralsy: Hello?

...

Ralsy: POPPY'S ALIVE?! DID YOU TAKE THE DEAL FROM THAT BLACK GUY?! THAT BLACK GUY CANNOT BE TRUSTED!

.....

Ralsy: You're right, that does sound bad.

......

Ralsy: ......Okay, but I'm on a date with Krissy I can't-

.....

Ralsy: Yeah. Mhm. Well I don't care if you two divorced, you killed my theywife and dad.

......

Ralsy: Oh my goodness, CAN WE CONTINUE THE DATE?!

[Ralsy hangs up the phone.]

Ralsy: Apologies. Now, where were we?

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mikeandwillsweddingofficiant

ALL OF YALL NEED TO SIGN THIS PETITION RIGHT NOW. LIKE RIGHT NOW. RIGHT. NOW.

unassumingcavegoblin

reblog please!!!!!

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Non-Instagram link.

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dessasink

I DONT HAVE INSTAGRWM BUT WTF

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gloriouslygone

don't have insta but WHAT THE SHITTTTT

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kweerdragon

dont have an insta but I WILL REBLOG IT

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withdevovotion

doesn't work if you're not in the usa!! reblog and SIGN if you CAN please @space-girliee @mossy-of-the-valley @starcroww @prongsievans @arikakari @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @asserting-my-dominance + open

space-girliee

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leninthestarlight

Omg this is horrible I'm not in the USA but I will tag people

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hyyl18

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reblog gang

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Egg!

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rathgoretheimp

WHAT THE

FUCK

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chrisberi2

WHA- WHY?!

Ralsy: The 1-UPs weren't even the ones used in The Comet Observatory...

narra-torres

Yo, seen Ralsy anywhere? He was about to say something to me but he just disappeared.

Uh, I dunno. I thought he quit, didn't he? :(

We haven't seen him over here.

Hey, Janic, can you look around?

{hm.. I'll see what I can find out}

narra-torres

{He seemed to be off the universal radar for a bit, but he seems to be located in Mii Plaza right now}

@chrisberi2

miniralsei

But I was just..

Ralsy: --IGHT?!

Oh, there you are! Mind telling me what-

Ralsy: MISS KNIGHT'S IN TROUBLE!!!!!

Ralsy: Also, I'm sorry for yelling at you, I want you to write my story again....

I mean, it's understandable why you were angry at me... I keep making you angry.

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT?!

Shut up, Toppy.

narra-torres

√HIJACK IN PROCESS\

.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..

[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]

..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.

miniralsei

Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--

....

Ralsy: THE HECK?!

Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!

narra-torres

Greetings, Small Goat.

Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?

I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.

(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)

All I ask is a favor in return.

miniralsei

Ralsy: I, um, sure??

narra-torres

Good.. now..

(he hands off the 1UP to Ralsy.)

I want you to tell me where The Wanderer is.

miniralsei

Ralsy: ...Who?

narra-torres

..The Wanderer. I know you have interacted.

I am unable to specify further without risk.

miniralsei

Ralsy: Hold on, let me look at the tags.

... "Narra mention."

Oh, you're talking about Ms. Narra? Well....

I don't know. Usually I just go in her askbox and *boom!* I'm there! Why do you wanna know?

narra-torres

I have unfinished business against her.

So, I have been scouring universes for any hint of her whereabouts.

But, if you don't want to tell me.. I suppose that "Poppy" person can stay gone a little longer.

(??? Reclaims the 1UP, holding it out of reach of Ralsy.)

miniralsei

Ralsy: AGAINST?! Well now I don't wanna tell you! Keep your 1-Up Mushroom, I don't care.

narra-torres

..I don't think you understand my proposition.

I am offering for you to be seen as a hero again, reviving someone you seemed to care about.

Only in exchange for a little information on my greatest enemy.

You know I'll get the information eventually.. so you might as well take the deal.

or will you prove yourself to be as worthless as that "Batter"?

miniralsei

Ralsy: I have plenty of 1-UP Mushrooms at home, if I wanted to revive Poppy, I would've by now.

Ralsy: Plus, I don't even care about them!

narra-torres

...

Fine, since you want to be so stubborn..

I have one more person to visit, someone you know well..

and with her?

(the 1UP withers in Paradigm's grasp)

I'm not afraid of doing a little collateral damage.

(suddenly, Ralsy is struck by a blinding flash of light, and he's back where he was before he got blipped away)

✓HIJACK END\

miniralsei

Ralsy: "Her?" "Someone I know well..?"

....

Ralsy: WAIT, MISS KNI--

narra-torres

√HIJACK IN PROCESS\

.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..

[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]

..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.

miniralsei

Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--

....

Ralsy: THE HECK?!

Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!

narra-torres

Greetings, Small Goat.

Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?

I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.

(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)

All I ask is a favor in return.

miniralsei

Ralsy: I, um, sure??

narra-torres

Good.. now..

(he hands off the 1UP to Ralsy.)

I want you to tell me where The Wanderer is.

miniralsei

Ralsy: ...Who?

narra-torres

..The Wanderer. I know you have interacted.

I am unable to specify further without risk.

miniralsei

Ralsy: Hold on, let me look at the tags.

... "Narra mention."

Oh, you're talking about Ms. Narra? Well....

I don't know. Usually I just go in her askbox and *boom!* I'm there! Why do you wanna know?

narra-torres

I have unfinished business against her.

So, I have been scouring universes for any hint of her whereabouts.

But, if you don't want to tell me.. I suppose that "Poppy" person can stay gone a little longer.

(??? Reclaims the 1UP, holding it out of reach of Ralsy.)

miniralsei

Ralsy: AGAINST?! Well now I don't wanna tell you! Keep your 1-Up Mushroom, I don't care.

narra-torres

..I don't think you understand my proposition.

I am offering for you to be seen as a hero again, reviving someone you seemed to care about.

Only in exchange for a little information on my greatest enemy.

You know I'll get the information eventually.. so you might as well take the deal.

or will you prove yourself to be as worthless as that "Batter"?

miniralsei

Ralsy: I have plenty of 1-UP Mushrooms at home, if I wanted to revive Poppy, I would've by now.

Ralsy: Plus, I don't even care about them!

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narra-torres

√HIJACK IN PROCESS\

.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..

[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]

..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.

miniralsei

Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--

....

Ralsy: THE HECK?!

Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!

narra-torres

Greetings, Small Goat.

Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?

I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.

(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)

All I ask is a favor in return.

miniralsei

Ralsy: I, um, sure??

narra-torres

Good.. now..

(he hands off the 1UP to Ralsy.)

I want you to tell me where The Wanderer is.

miniralsei

Ralsy: ...Who?

narra-torres

..The Wanderer. I know you have interacted.

I am unable to specify further without risk.

miniralsei

Ralsy: Hold on, let me look at the tags.

... "Narra mention."

Oh, you're talking about Ms. Narra? Well....

I don't know. Usually I just go in her askbox and *boom!* I'm there! Why do you wanna know?

narra-torres

I have unfinished business against her.

So, I have been scouring universes for any hint of her whereabouts.

But, if you don't want to tell me.. I suppose that "Poppy" person can stay gone a little longer.

(??? Reclaims the 1UP, holding it out of reach of Ralsy.)

miniralsei

Ralsy: AGAINST?! Well now I don't wanna tell you! Keep your 1-Up Mushroom, I don't care.

narra-torres

√HIJACK IN PROCESS\

.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..

[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]

..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.

miniralsei

Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--

....

Ralsy: THE HECK?!

Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!

narra-torres

Greetings, Small Goat.

Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?

I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.

(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)

All I ask is a favor in return.

miniralsei

Ralsy: I, um, sure??

narra-torres

Good.. now..

(he hands off the 1UP to Ralsy.)

I want you to tell me where The Wanderer is.

miniralsei

Ralsy: ...Who?

narra-torres

..The Wanderer. I know you have interacted.

I am unable to specify further without risk.

miniralsei

Ralsy: Hold on, let me look at the tags.

... "Narra mention."

Oh, you're talking about Ms. Narra? Well....

I don't know. Usually I just go in her askbox and *boom!* I'm there! Why do you wanna know?

narra-torres

√HIJACK IN PROCESS\

.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..

[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]

..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.

miniralsei

Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--

....

Ralsy: THE HECK?!

Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!

narra-torres

Greetings, Small Goat.

Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?

I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.

(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)

All I ask is a favor in return.

miniralsei

Ralsy: I, um, sure??

narra-torres

Good.. now..

(he hands off the 1UP to Ralsy.)

I want you to tell me where The Wanderer is.

miniralsei

Ralsy: ...Who?

miniralsei

Imagine if Ralsie had to sign a deal from One

miniralsei

IS HE FUCKING DOING THIS WITH THE SLENDERMAN KNOCKOFF

narra-torres

√HIJACK IN PROCESS\

.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..

[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]

..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.

miniralsei

Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--

....

Ralsy: THE HECK?!

Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!

narra-torres

Greetings, Small Goat.

Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?

I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.

(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)

All I ask is a favor in return.

miniralsei

Ralsy: I, um, sure??

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narra-torres

√HIJACK IN PROCESS\

.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..

[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]

..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.

miniralsei

Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--

....

Ralsy: THE HECK?!

Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!

Ralsy: Telecommunicator, Mii Plaza.

Ralsy: Hey, Chris?

Hi?

Ralsy: I'm so

[He disappears without a trace, leaving his telecommunicator behind]

......Oh, boy, someone caused him to disappear..

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