Ralsy Quit!
Um... Remember him.....
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Ralsy Quit!
Um... Remember him.....

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The fun Gang meet their mini sprites from the Legend of Tenna game! :p
Not really a crackship but I like to head canon that if tasque was in chapter 3 she would take 8 bit kris and like adopted them
Just my head canon tho
Reblog if you’re OK with people sending you asks about your OCs, ‘sonas or even about yourself
XP Ask me about my Blueberry Island fanfic
Or about my clones
Or about my sonas
Or about the @miniralsei blog because I refuse to reopen the inbox fsr
Or about me XP
STOP PROJECTING YOUR CRAMPS ON TO ME YOU LITTLE SHITS
Ralsie: No
NO, NO
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Ralsy: Oh goodness, my writer is calling me.
Krissy: (Waiting.)
Ralsy: Hello?
...
Ralsy: POPPY'S ALIVE?! DID YOU TAKE THE DEAL FROM THAT BLACK GUY?! THAT BLACK GUY CANNOT BE TRUSTED!
.....
Ralsy: You're right, that does sound bad.
......
Ralsy: ......Okay, but I'm on a date with Krissy I can't-
.....
Ralsy: Yeah. Mhm. Well I don't care if you two divorced, you killed my theywife and dad.
......
Ralsy: Oh my goodness, CAN WE CONTINUE THE DATE?!
[Ralsy hangs up the phone.]
Ralsy: Apologies. Now, where were we?
ALL OF YALL NEED TO SIGN THIS PETITION RIGHT NOW. LIKE RIGHT NOW. RIGHT. NOW.
reblog please!!!!!
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WHAT THE
FUCK
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WHA- WHY?!
Ralsy: The 1-UPs weren't even the ones used in The Comet Observatory...
Yo, seen Ralsy anywhere? He was about to say something to me but he just disappeared.
Uh, I dunno. I thought he quit, didn't he? :(
We haven't seen him over here.
Hey, Janic, can you look around?
{hm.. I'll see what I can find out}
{He seemed to be off the universal radar for a bit, but he seems to be located in Mii Plaza right now}
@chrisberi2
But I was just..
Ralsy: --IGHT?!
Oh, there you are! Mind telling me what-
Ralsy: MISS KNIGHT'S IN TROUBLE!!!!!
Ralsy: Also, I'm sorry for yelling at you, I want you to write my story again....
I mean, it's understandable why you were angry at me... I keep making you angry.
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT?!
Shut up, Toppy.
√HIJACK IN PROCESS\
.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..
[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]
..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.
Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--
....
Ralsy: THE HECK?!
Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!
Greetings, Small Goat.
Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?
I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.
(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)
All I ask is a favor in return.
Ralsy: I, um, sure??
Good.. now..
(he hands off the 1UP to Ralsy.)
I want you to tell me where The Wanderer is.
Ralsy: ...Who?
..The Wanderer. I know you have interacted.
I am unable to specify further without risk.
Ralsy: Hold on, let me look at the tags.
... "Narra mention."
Oh, you're talking about Ms. Narra? Well....
I don't know. Usually I just go in her askbox and *boom!* I'm there! Why do you wanna know?
I have unfinished business against her.
So, I have been scouring universes for any hint of her whereabouts.
But, if you don't want to tell me.. I suppose that "Poppy" person can stay gone a little longer.
(??? Reclaims the 1UP, holding it out of reach of Ralsy.)
Ralsy: AGAINST?! Well now I don't wanna tell you! Keep your 1-Up Mushroom, I don't care.
..I don't think you understand my proposition.
I am offering for you to be seen as a hero again, reviving someone you seemed to care about.
Only in exchange for a little information on my greatest enemy.
You know I'll get the information eventually.. so you might as well take the deal.
or will you prove yourself to be as worthless as that "Batter"?
Ralsy: I have plenty of 1-UP Mushrooms at home, if I wanted to revive Poppy, I would've by now.
Ralsy: Plus, I don't even care about them!
...
Fine, since you want to be so stubborn..
I have one more person to visit, someone you know well..
and with her?
(the 1UP withers in Paradigm's grasp)
I'm not afraid of doing a little collateral damage.
(suddenly, Ralsy is struck by a blinding flash of light, and he's back where he was before he got blipped away)
✓HIJACK END\
Ralsy: "Her?" "Someone I know well..?"
....
Ralsy: WAIT, MISS KNI--

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√HIJACK IN PROCESS\
.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..
[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]
..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.
Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--
....
Ralsy: THE HECK?!
Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!
Greetings, Small Goat.
Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?
I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.
(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)
All I ask is a favor in return.
Ralsy: I, um, sure??
Good.. now..
(he hands off the 1UP to Ralsy.)
I want you to tell me where The Wanderer is.
Ralsy: ...Who?
..The Wanderer. I know you have interacted.
I am unable to specify further without risk.
Ralsy: Hold on, let me look at the tags.
... "Narra mention."
Oh, you're talking about Ms. Narra? Well....
I don't know. Usually I just go in her askbox and *boom!* I'm there! Why do you wanna know?
I have unfinished business against her.
So, I have been scouring universes for any hint of her whereabouts.
But, if you don't want to tell me.. I suppose that "Poppy" person can stay gone a little longer.
(??? Reclaims the 1UP, holding it out of reach of Ralsy.)
Ralsy: AGAINST?! Well now I don't wanna tell you! Keep your 1-Up Mushroom, I don't care.
..I don't think you understand my proposition.
I am offering for you to be seen as a hero again, reviving someone you seemed to care about.
Only in exchange for a little information on my greatest enemy.
You know I'll get the information eventually.. so you might as well take the deal.
or will you prove yourself to be as worthless as that "Batter"?
Ralsy: I have plenty of 1-UP Mushrooms at home, if I wanted to revive Poppy, I would've by now.
Ralsy: Plus, I don't even care about them!
√HIJACK IN PROCESS\
.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..
[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]
..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.
Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--
....
Ralsy: THE HECK?!
Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!
Greetings, Small Goat.
Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?
I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.
(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)
All I ask is a favor in return.
Ralsy: I, um, sure??
Good.. now..
(he hands off the 1UP to Ralsy.)
I want you to tell me where The Wanderer is.
Ralsy: ...Who?
..The Wanderer. I know you have interacted.
I am unable to specify further without risk.
Ralsy: Hold on, let me look at the tags.
... "Narra mention."
Oh, you're talking about Ms. Narra? Well....
I don't know. Usually I just go in her askbox and *boom!* I'm there! Why do you wanna know?
I have unfinished business against her.
So, I have been scouring universes for any hint of her whereabouts.
But, if you don't want to tell me.. I suppose that "Poppy" person can stay gone a little longer.
(??? Reclaims the 1UP, holding it out of reach of Ralsy.)
Ralsy: AGAINST?! Well now I don't wanna tell you! Keep your 1-Up Mushroom, I don't care.
√HIJACK IN PROCESS\
.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..
[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]
..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.
Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--
....
Ralsy: THE HECK?!
Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!
Greetings, Small Goat.
Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?
I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.
(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)
All I ask is a favor in return.
Ralsy: I, um, sure??
Good.. now..
(he hands off the 1UP to Ralsy.)
I want you to tell me where The Wanderer is.
Ralsy: ...Who?
..The Wanderer. I know you have interacted.
I am unable to specify further without risk.
Ralsy: Hold on, let me look at the tags.
... "Narra mention."
Oh, you're talking about Ms. Narra? Well....
I don't know. Usually I just go in her askbox and *boom!* I'm there! Why do you wanna know?
√HIJACK IN PROCESS\
.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..
[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]
..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.
Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--
....
Ralsy: THE HECK?!
Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!
Greetings, Small Goat.
Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?
I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.
(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)
All I ask is a favor in return.
Ralsy: I, um, sure??
Good.. now..
(he hands off the 1UP to Ralsy.)
I want you to tell me where The Wanderer is.
Ralsy: ...Who?
Imagine if Ralsie had to sign a deal from One
IS HE FUCKING DOING THIS WITH THE SLENDERMAN KNOCKOFF

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√HIJACK IN PROCESS\
.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..
[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]
..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.
Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--
....
Ralsy: THE HECK?!
Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!
Greetings, Small Goat.
Ive heard around that you've been part of a.. prank gone wrong?
I have recently come into possession of something that could fix your little situation.
(??? brandishes a 1-UP mushroom)
All I ask is a favor in return.
Ralsy: I, um, sure??
√HIJACK IN PROCESS\
.. hm, haven't done this in a bit.. I wonder if it even works here..
[/universe_transmit @miniralsei @/p PARADIGM.]
..come forth, small goat.. I have a proposition for you.
Ralsy: -rry for yelling at--
....
Ralsy: THE HECK?!
Ralsy: Where'd they go?! Where am I?!