I Am A Conversation

I would give anything to be able to see how the world looks through the eyes of a mantis shrimp. it's been a deeply felt desire of mine for a very long time now and I will not know satisfaction until it is somehow requited

nut loaf

Bitch i thought that was rocks!

thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!!!!!!

they built the Great Wall with that

This was thrown at Stonewall

Cain killed his brother with this

Dwarf bread, just like mama used to mine.

I agree ☝🏼 100% dwarf bread!

Bread built like a gravel road.

Ey jimmi! Get me a seed with nothin

Fossilized bread from the Cretaceous.

This is for birds

now when I said I wanted “whole grain”…

marvel movies are a type of microplastic. you know what i mean

starts talking and a disclaimer appears above my head saying that all resemblance to real languages is strictley coincidental

i have big plans to try and sew a little felt mouse and it might go badly and that’s okay

putting butter on toasted bread is so good has anyone else tried this shit

intersring dish. drop the recipe

2 stars. it was terrible. idk what went wrong, i replaced the bread with a brick and the butter for cement paste to cut back on carbs (im on the curbs diet) and it just tasted like rocks. WTF. 😡😡

having multiple different appointments in a short span will have you like "am i supposed to fast for my haircut"

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse

Being a stem major who's friends with humanities majors is ALSO funny bc you ask what's goin on with them and they're like "oh yeah my day's pretty good! I only have to read 50 pages for this one class today and half a book for another one. It's much better than last week where I read three books and wrote a 10 page paper about their overlapping motifs for one class while also researching a niche period of time that our library doesn't have any resources on. How's it been for you?" and you're like "oh I have a lil packet of fun math puzzles due tomorrow." and they look at you like you're carrying the weight of the universe on your back

This is your reminder that just because something falls within the skillset you've practiced, so you can do it and you don't find it particularly hard or stressful relative to other things, it doesn't mean it isn't actually hard work you should be proud of yourself for accomplishing!

this applies to writing and art, too

reading about the participation of children in rituals as a form of play in ancient greece and came across an incredibly charming story from julius pollux's onomasticon where a flood prevented the adults from reaching a sanctuary to sacrifice a ram to heracles, and the children solved the problem by....sticking a bunch of sticks in an apple to give it "legs" and "horns" and offering it as a sacrifice instead. it's such a charming thought and i can perfectly picture kids these days also pretending at sacrificing an apple "goat" at recess

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

I collected every color of Minecraft sheep and I was trying to give them all creative names but by the time I got to the last one I was tired so I just named it purple

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs