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My depression is chronic but my ass
Is also chronic I have chronic ass disease
Every single odd number has an āeā in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 arenāt spelled with the letter e in it ā¦
father godĀ
ā¦if you can split a number in half evenly, itās even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-ā
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercyā¦.
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter āEā.
š£YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurtsā¦
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if itās EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said āevery single ODD number has an āeā in itā not āevery single number with an āeā is oddā what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and weāre still here
happy New yearās eve
Iām going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesnāt have an e. Just sayingā¦
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? iām fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last oneš
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just canāt.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT IāM SCREAMING
Wait what about zero thatās an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEYāRE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
Iām gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isnāt a number
It canāt be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out yāall
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESNāT HAVE E IN IT
THATāS BECAUSE ITāS EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. š
This is art at its finest
one week to 2020 dudes
Iām so done
Im so upset that even with all the āzero is oddā āno itās notā stuff no one bothered to point out⦠It doesnāt matter. Zero, 0, zEro
But zero isnāt odd. Itās fucking the lack of a number. Itās neutral. Itās empty. Thereās nothing there
Zero is a number.
A definition of an even number is that it can be divided by 2 and the result is a whole number. Since you cannot divide zero, you cant divide it by 2 and that means that zero is an odd number.
zEro, onE, thrEE, fivE, sEvEn, ninE, ElEven, and then the suffix -teen and every other odd number in english contains the names of the numbers 1 to 9.
zero is not a goddamn odd number what. even i know that and iām not good at math. also you can divide 0 by 2, itās 0, you literally just divide itĀ and you just get 0 out oh my gosh. you canāt divide by zero but you can divide zero.Ā
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero
https://www.britannica.com/story/is-zero-an-even-or-an-odd-number
https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/zero-odd-even.htmlĀ Quote from this oneĀ ā So, technically, [zero] is even. In fact, it is the most even number there is.ā
also does anybody on here ever look anything up or? this is making my brain physically hurt. christ.
NO. NO FUCK YOU ALL WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS SHIT INTO 2020. WHOEVER BROUGHT THIS BACK DID IT ON PURPOSE AND I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN FOR SPORT FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS.
This post was an absolute train wreck and Iām cursing my followers with it
Damn you
āAnyone can do math, even gay peopleā
Bitch, are you sure???
This post is amazing. The Chaos is pleased.
Is this fucking number discourse
Do you have an issue with that?
No but just out of all the things itās about numbers
Just that itās weird is all
The internet is weird, you should be used to that by now.
Yeah thatās true
At least the cum soup post was less weird than this
Uhh Iām sorry the what
Oh boy here we go again
How many times have I done this so far
Iāve done this like⦠three, maybe four times so far
Do you really want to know
You can turn back now
Please why did I have to see this post I had midterms today and my brain is already dead I donāt have enough brain cells for this
I had never seen this before today and I told my grandma about it and sheās shaking her head in both humor and disappointment. Good job everyone!
This is the longest post but yall forgot 6
And 1,3,5,7, and 9 are odd numbers. 5 is an honorary even number, but it is still odd.
This post should be illegal
Welcome to the motherfucking internet, get this mess back on my blog, it got better.
This is the first day I've been on tumblr in 2020 and my god
Human critisisms of the Bachelor
people just go on for attention, not for love
you can't make a genuine connection when you're being constantly filmed
how can you trust someone who's simultaneously dating a bunch of other people at the same time, and is comparing you to them ?
a relationship in these scenarios doesn't translate to the "real world"
it moves too fast to end in a marriage proposal
Vulcan critisisms of the Bachelor
The constant barrage of excessive emotionalism.
Seemingly constant alcohol consumption would deteriorate the rational decision making needed to efficiently participate in this competition.
It is illogical for so many resources to be spent on a single potential couple.
Similarly, it is illogical for so many people uninvolved in the competition to spend hours each week watching it unfold
The contestants often have food in front of them, and yet are never seen eating it.
Klingon critisisms of the Bachelor
Too much crying (cringe)
Not enough heavy objects being thrown
Not enough love poetry being read
Not enough biting.
This line in hamlet:
O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams.
Is the Shakespeare equivalent of this post:

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what i like about this is that the people seem just. unthreatened. they are responding to these nightgaunt looking motherfuckers as if they were a particularly rambunctious opossum.Ā āoh god damn the shadow entity stole our ball again what the fuck dude weāre trying to play horse.ā perfect, i love it.Ā
āBRO I know you can dunk, but this is a 1v1, you can play the winner, or just chill until Dave, Steve, and Th'Kra'Mr show up, okay?ā
The first one looks like the lady is greeting a neighbor or close friend.
And no 3 is like oh no, heās got air buds in, he canāt hear you.
The baby shark meme has spawned a cereal
I repeat
The baby shark meme has spawned a cereal
This is not a fucking drill
This is my favorite part of ps4 spiderman
whenever im spooked i play the worst most memey music because i hold the firm belief nothing can kill you if the vibes are wrong. if you have fresh prince going on as loud as possible whatever's haunting you is gonna be like. aw man. i can't kill to this. the mood is all wrong now
ghost, crawling out of my television: hssss...blood
me, turning caramelldanssen up to 180 decibels:Ā v̾ĢĶĢ̶̨̲̣̣Ķ̻̯̩iĢĢ̼ͮͧ̄ĢĶ̺̬ĢĢ«bͧĢĶĶĶĢ®Ģ°Ģ Ģ¬ĶĶeĢĢĶ®ĢĶŖĢĶ©ĶĶĶĶĢ„Ģ ĶͬĶĶͧ̈́ĢĢ̵̹Ķ̬ĢĢŖcĢĢĢĶĢŅ̩̻Ķ̰ĶhĶĢ ĢĶĢ”ĶĢĢ»Ķ Ģ»ĢÆeĶĢ ĶŖĢ ĶĶĢøĶĢĢĢ£ĢĢ¬Ķ cĢĢæĢĶĢ Ģ¶Ģ²Ķ Ģ ĶĶkͫͨͩĶĶ̶ŅĶ Ā
When I think about it, our Morty being called āThe One True Mortyā in āClose Rick-Counters of the Rick Kindā could totally work in Evil Mortyās favor. Think about it. Our Morty called himself āMorty C-137.ā And as we know, the other Morties dubbed him as the āOne True Morty.ā
But without the eye-patch, who could say which one it was who gave the speech that riled the Morties up so much? It would be hearsay unless there was some way, some device or something to prove that President Morty was in fact, C-137. Our Morty only assumed that he was C-137, after all. If itās true, itāll be just as much of a shock to him as anybody else. Except our Rick, of course.
By the way, can we just appreciate that monsterās genius? I mean, he fooled, not just one Rick, not just our Rick, but hundreds, thousands of Ricks. Simultaneously.
(edit: My bad, he actually tricked them twice. Both times weāve seen him.)
I mean, Ricks are supposed to be madman-geniuses, sure, but that kind of special, excessive, over-the-top, world-shattering feat has only ever been accomplished by our C-137 Rick on the show (as far as we know).
And it was all because they assumed that a Morty could never be capable of anything that cunning or cruel.
It was also because C-137 is the universe where Rick and Morty give themselves Megaseed Enemas, therefore making Our Rick able to kill Other Ricks like they were Regular Dumb People. Itās actually quite possible that even though any Garden Variety Rick is āthe smartest man in the universe,ā they might all be much less intelligent than the seeds would make a Morty.
I present, for peer review and critique:
The Necessity of Megaseeds, a tumblr essay
Consider the following:
-Rick couldnāt put a megaseed up his own ass because he already had one there
-Our Morty isnāt C137 because it took a full season and then some to see Morty behave with any sort of confidence, especially when it comes to standing up to Rick. In the pilot, Morty starts showing signs of fighting back against Rickās antics, a possible hint towards a rebelling Morty⦠THE Evil Morty.
-At the end of the pilot and throughout the first season, we sometimes see Rick behave extremely erratically to the point of slobbering everywhere, whereas in later seasons, you can see certain bits where he casually sucks drool back in, like heās more used to it now, although he still has extraordinarily emotional outbursts⦠And occasionally covers rooms in his own shit, like heās suddenly lost control of his bodily functions.
-Rick is arrogant. Morty knows it, Rickās associates know it, and most of all, Rick knows it. His assumption that he always already knows exactly what he needs to know leads to his mistakes. (ex. Running from the weird alien in the pilot after exclaiming that heād basically already seen everything, or losing his arm in Froopyland because he assumed he was safe) What bigger mistake can the smartest man in the multiverse make besides assuming he canāt get any smarter? Because Ricks are arrogant, theyād never concede that one of them was smarter, even if it was temporary and artificial. It would most likely never cross their mind without writing it off with āthe loss of motor control makes it impractical and dangerous,ā plus, a Rick desiring more intelligence would likely seem to him like conceding to his own imperfections.
-Rick has clearly improved over time. In the pilot, as mentioned earlier, he grabs Morty and RUNS when he sees a new and terrifying creature. The end of Season 3 contrasts this by showing that Rick has the capability to kill by essentially not whitelisting someone who tries to simply TOUCH him, as well as using shrinking technology, seeing cloaked assassins, and in a stunning display of what might actually be humility, chooses to pretend to be a different Rick instead of going forth with the arrogant decision to say āfuck you mr president I do what I want.ā It seems the biggest difference between C137 and the other Ricks is his apparent ability to recognize his own toxic behaviors, which he seemed much less aware of in Season 1.
A couple of meta notes now:
-According to Doctor House (so, uhh, actual citation needed), thereās a drug derived from certain cough medicines which causes permanent brain damage UNLESS the user drinks a shot of vodka a day, as the ethanol offsets some chemical process. Itās possible that the megaseedās side effects and Rickās extreme alcoholism play off each other in this way, though sometimes they may sometimes amplify one another, as seen in the Vindicators episode where he manages to kill an extinction-level threat to the universe, set up Saw games for the Vindicators, alienate Morty in favor of a person Sober Rick doesnāt even fucking remember, AND cover a whole room in his own shit in a matter of a few hours.
-Similarly to the above point, the movie and accompanying show āLimitlessā presents NZT, a nootropic that for twelve hours unlocks full control of your brain processes, but after repeated use can cause migraines, intelligence loss, and outright blackouts in which you might kill someone. A visionary in this series concludes that he must use the potential power of NZT to research a cure-all for the side effects. Why would Rick behave any differently knowing he can probably eventually treat the megaseed side effects or cure them altogether?
-Rick knows that heās in a tv show, almost in the same way that Colbertās character in the Microverse Battery is now aware of his universeās boundaries. In a defiant act against his own āgodā and perhaps in preparation for what he knows will present him with constant episodic conflicts, he elected to simply give himself a boost. Ultimately, thereās no better way to justify that only one Rick (and one Morty, Iāll get to that) understands the necessity of megaseeds than by being the only Rick and Morty pair that KNOWS theyāre in a tv show.
-As a brief aside, I think āMorty Waves,ā as Rick puts it, are bullshit that Rick made up to keep Morty nearby and believing himself stupider than he actually is, and the actual reason he needs Morty around is because he does in fact help Rick stay camouflaged, but by getting him into unexpected situations rather than being so stupid it ācancels out smart wavesā (what a dumb fucking idea, itās almost like a parent telling a lie because they know how their kid will process it and react) Morty isnāt dumb, in fact, he frequently displays a far greater emotional intelligence and self-awareness than Rick has. Mortys are simply disruptors.
-Earlier I mentioned that the pilot Morty is likely Evil Morty, or at least not the Morty we follow now. This would explain why our Morty doesnāt frequently tell Rick āsolve this problem by shoving a seed in your ass and thinking through it before you start to shit yourself.ā He canāt explain something to Rick that he himself doesnāt know exists, and Rick would certainly not let him learn about it again if, say, his original Morty took some seeds and/or serums and used them to go around slaughtering Ricks.
On a narrative level, the Mind Blowers room is an explanation for why Mortyās trauma is seemingly minimal, but on a purely practical level, it serves as a reset, allowing Rick to constantly remove Mortyās memories of things that might elevate him to a level that could threaten C137 Rick himself. Ultimately, the defeatist behavior Rick displays at the end of Season 3 comes from his understanding that Morty IS a disruptor, regardless of his intelligence or moral standing, and Rick would much rather feel emasculated in his own home than create a second Evil Morty.
Dang, you clearly know your stuff. Iām impressed! :D Thank you so much for your input!
Thanks so much! I had, like, a five minute shitpost planned, but it turned into a 90 minute stream-of-consciousness essay that I lovingly titled after I saw how stupid big it got. I'm thinking about using this as a jumping-off point for another essay (or several), as I may have jumbled a couple facts around and I'm thinking about taking a much bigger look at the "Mortys are disruptors" point. That one sort of came to me in the moment, but is much easier to analyze on an episode-to-episode basis than "Are Dan and Justin actively hiding Megaseed and/or Evil Morty hints everywhere?" We'll see how it turns out, but I'll definitely be writing whatever comes as a more finalized draft AFTER season 4, cause you KNOW your boi wants to throw s4 into a big old bowl of theory soup, too

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When I think about it, our Morty being called āThe One True Mortyā in āClose Rick-Counters of the Rick Kindā could totally work in Evil Mortyās favor. Think about it. Our Morty called himself āMorty C-137.ā And as we know, the other Morties dubbed him as the āOne True Morty.ā
But without the eye-patch, who could say which one it was who gave the speech that riled the Morties up so much? It would be hearsay unless there was some way, some device or something to prove that President Morty was in fact, C-137. Our Morty only assumed that he was C-137, after all. If itās true, itāll be just as much of a shock to him as anybody else. Except our Rick, of course.
By the way, can we just appreciate that monsterās genius? I mean, he fooled, not just one Rick, not just our Rick, but hundreds, thousands of Ricks. Simultaneously.
(edit: My bad, he actually tricked them twice. Both times weāve seen him.)
I mean, Ricks are supposed to be madman-geniuses, sure, but that kind of special, excessive, over-the-top, world-shattering feat has only ever been accomplished by our C-137 Rick on the show (as far as we know).
And it was all because they assumed that a Morty could never be capable of anything that cunning or cruel.
It was also because C-137 is the universe where Rick and Morty give themselves Megaseed Enemas, therefore making Our Rick able to kill Other Ricks like they were Regular Dumb People. It's actually quite possible that even though any Garden Variety Rick is "the smartest man in the universe," they might all be much less intelligent than the seeds would make a Morty.
I present, for peer review and critique:
The Necessity of Megaseeds, a tumblr essay
Consider the following:
-Rick couldn't put a megaseed up his own ass because he already had one there
-Our Morty isn't C137 because it took a full season and then some to see Morty behave with any sort of confidence, especially when it comes to standing up to Rick. In the pilot, Morty starts showing signs of fighting back against Rick's antics, a possible hint towards a rebelling Morty... THE Evil Morty.
-At the end of the pilot and throughout the first season, we sometimes see Rick behave extremely erratically to the point of slobbering everywhere, whereas in later seasons, you can see certain bits where he casually sucks drool back in, like he's more used to it now, although he still has extraordinarily emotional outbursts... And occasionally covers rooms in his own shit, like he's suddenly lost control of his bodily functions.
-Rick is arrogant. Morty knows it, Rick's associates know it, and most of all, Rick knows it. His assumption that he always already knows exactly what he needs to know leads to his mistakes. (ex. Running from the weird alien in the pilot after exclaiming that he'd basically already seen everything, or losing his arm in Froopyland because he assumed he was safe) What bigger mistake can the smartest man in the multiverse make besides assuming he can't get any smarter? Because Ricks are arrogant, they'd never concede that one of them was smarter, even if it was temporary and artificial. It would most likely never cross their mind without writing it off with "the loss of motor control makes it impractical and dangerous," plus, a Rick desiring more intelligence would likely seem to him like conceding to his own imperfections.
-Rick has clearly improved over time. In the pilot, as mentioned earlier, he grabs Morty and RUNS when he sees a new and terrifying creature. The end of Season 3 contrasts this by showing that Rick has the capability to kill by essentially not whitelisting someone who tries to simply TOUCH him, as well as using shrinking technology, seeing cloaked assassins, and in a stunning display of what might actually be humility, chooses to pretend to be a different Rick instead of going forth with the arrogant decision to say "fuck you mr president I do what I want." It seems the biggest difference between C137 and the other Ricks is his apparent ability to recognize his own toxic behaviors, which he seemed much less aware of in Season 1.
A couple of meta notes now:
-According to Doctor House (so, uhh, actual citation needed), there's a drug derived from certain cough medicines which causes permanent brain damage UNLESS the user drinks a shot of vodka a day, as the ethanol offsets some chemical process. It's possible that the megaseed's side effects and Rick's extreme alcoholism play off each other in this way, though sometimes they may sometimes amplify one another, as seen in the Vindicators episode where he manages to kill an extinction-level threat to the universe, set up Saw games for the Vindicators, alienate Morty in favor of a person Sober Rick doesn't even fucking remember, AND cover a whole room in his own shit in a matter of a few hours.
-Similarly to the above point, the movie and accompanying show "Limitless" presents NZT, a nootropic that for twelve hours unlocks full control of your brain processes, but after repeated use can cause migraines, intelligence loss, and outright blackouts in which you might kill someone. A visionary in this series concludes that he must use the potential power of NZT to research a cure-all for the side effects. Why would Rick behave any differently knowing he can probably eventually treat the megaseed side effects or cure them altogether?
-Rick knows that he's in a tv show, almost in the same way that Colbert's character in the Microverse Battery is now aware of his universe's boundaries. In a defiant act against his own "god" and perhaps in preparation for what he knows will present him with constant episodic conflicts, he elected to simply give himself a boost. Ultimately, there's no better way to justify that only one Rick (and one Morty, I'll get to that) understands the necessity of megaseeds than by being the only Rick and Morty pair that KNOWS they're in a tv show.
-As a brief aside, I think "Morty Waves," as Rick puts it, are bullshit that Rick made up to keep Morty nearby and believing himself stupider than he actually is, and the actual reason he needs Morty around is because he does in fact help Rick stay camouflaged, but by getting him into unexpected situations rather than being so stupid it "cancels out smart waves" (what a dumb fucking idea, it's almost like a parent telling a lie because they know how their kid will process it and react) Morty isn't dumb, in fact, he frequently displays a far greater emotional intelligence and self-awareness than Rick has. Mortys are simply disruptors.
-Earlier I mentioned that the pilot Morty is likely Evil Morty, or at least not the Morty we follow now. This would explain why our Morty doesn't frequently tell Rick "solve this problem by shoving a seed in your ass and thinking through it before you start to shit yourself." He can't explain something to Rick that he himself doesn't know exists, and Rick would certainly not let him learn about it again if, say, his original Morty took some seeds and/or serums and used them to go around slaughtering Ricks.
On a narrative level, the Mind Blowers room is an explanation for why Morty's trauma is seemingly minimal, but on a purely practical level, it serves as a reset, allowing Rick to constantly remove Morty's memories of things that might elevate him to a level that could threaten C137 Rick himself. Ultimately, the defeatist behavior Rick displays at the end of Season 3 comes from his understanding that Morty IS a disruptor, regardless of his intelligence or moral standing, and Rick would much rather feel emasculated in his own home than create a second Evil Morty.
where isĀ āp diddy calls bjorkā
An classic
Yeah, that looks like a dog
Tfw when you schedule a 6:30 cry in the pitch-black back storage room but by the time you make it there, your 7 pm dissociative episode arrives early so you just sittin in the dark lookin like the "normal spongebob" episode
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I canāt stop laughing becauseā¦
like I donāt know how you can get more obvious than tweetingĀ āIām sure Iām bisexual,ā but clearly The Sun isnāt convinced
tbt to the time a bi woman explicitly said she was sure she was bisexual and ājournalistsā were like
I mean, itās a thingā¦
biphobia is rampant in all walks of life sadly
The look on Bowieās face in that last picture, heās just like āhow thick are you? Iām bi, deal with itā
a most appropriate reactionĀ
Stone boar tavern sign, 1668.
I'd like 30 to 50 please