The Procrastinators Account!

On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day. 

This is the infamous tweet

and here are some gems to celebrate that have followed the years, including last year where they framed the tweet and got him to sign it for charity

There are also LOADS MORE in this article from the Telegraph

I know someone who has some pigs and the last time I went to go look at the pigs one of them was blowing bubbles in the water trough, and then tried to climb in, but fell out because the trough was slightly smaller than the pig.

"Livin' large tonight boys!"

"I'm not making fun of the Great Depression!

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