enthusiast

Oh my goodness, this is so beautiful. Everything about this is perfect.

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

smash to smithereens brother

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

it was the goat blame the goat

We must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly