gnoblin's hoard

got a sudden bill and now i cant afford groceries if anyone has some spare change this week

we NEEEEEED to be putting ripley from Alien into more bloodymary fics. give that lady two boyfriends IMMEDIATELY

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World's Best Father vs just some guy

people love to see a character in a suit and go ''oh he would be such a tumblr sexyman back in the day" but i feel like we need to give tumblr sexyman more credit for their variety. never forget that sans undertale ruled so many fans hearts. thats literally a short fat(?) skeleton in shorts and slippers. you cannot pigeonhole the sexyman into just one genre of man. do not forget yourself.

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MINT

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crete

sea

MINT

Y'all ever think of what the person responsible for Rocky's voice bank must've felt when those videos finally got to earth? Imagine doing a voice acting gig for a bank voice on a computer or whatever that you eventually completely forget about, only for it to one day come back to you when the FIRST intellectual alien lifeform that a human being has ever met decides to use it as their chosen voice. The mild horror. The exhilaration. The emotional punch. This is it. This is your magnum opus. You have given a human voice to a sentient rock and it will NEVER get better than this. Also, they picked you over MERYL STREEP?!?!

gone insane, back later

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