gnoblin's hoard

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

I'm so sad I didn't find this before @spbvk did because the thrill I would've got from sending this to him—

Despite it all I can't hate solarpunk. It's caramel-apple sweet-simplistic, a desire for a greater world on one simple axis without grappling with any kind of political reality. You can chip at its ankles but unfortunately it will still be kind of awesome epicsauce at its heart. Sometimes you really do need to just cut past all the hard-nosed realism, get back to the kid looking up at you with those big blubbering eyes saying "what if everyone was nice to eachother?" That kid does not know an ant's arse about the real world or how it works, but they're still 1000 times more correct than all of us trying to explain why it can't be done. You can't lose sight of the stupid, hopeless dream. You can't lose sight of it. Otherwise you turn into a dickhead.

I'm all made of hinges so everything bends. Badly. Sometimes painfully. Frequently with sound effects.

@the-lemon-light

@the-gnoblin

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

if any of you lack whimsy let him ask of god

that is exactly how it happened, yes