I don't think before I act. Or after.

Me, literally every year: I wonder if my good friend Jonathan Harker has escaped his time loop yet. Jonathan, literally every year: Left Munich at 8:35 P. M Me: JONATHAN NO!!!

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

i think people who only view hardshine as a ship are missing the point. like yes of course i think they fuck nasty. but it's much more nuanced than that

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

happy birthday to the only things ever

And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

The most day ever

Jun 15 sure is a day

two people just reblogged that from me. guys. guys we’re in september

This ends with me. It’s on a queue now.

huh. I’m born on june fifteenth as well… that means I’m cool or something?

EXTRA C00L!!

The thing i most love about them playing Vampyre The Masquerade instead of dnd is that I don't know what the fuck anyone is talking about. Yall are making posts like "There's a Cleep in the mines and Beth is obviously a Tumbledrier and the Flimpy faction will probably oppose them" like whatever you say princess I liked when the bat ate the missile

finally catching up of City Council of Darkness, and as a hardcore nadpole, it is ENCHANTING to watch Murph and Emily this season. they are bringing so much naddpod pc chaotic energy to this world—the dynamics, the razzing, the character backstories. truly unhinged. welcome back Zudrick and Welly, welcome back Jens and Onyx

Adults and Not Suitable For Work deserve 5-7 seasons with 18-22 episodes. These sitcoms could be so good on a network.

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this

Would you be comfortable with me sharing the story of how I got these scars

That would have been an incredible episode of Batman: The Animated Series, though. Joker gets out of Arkham, having convinced the psychs he's rehabilitated by speaking in fluent Therapy. Bats spends the entire episode losing his mind, because he KNOWS it's an act because NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT and Joker reacts with total calm and understanding when he finds Batman in his pantry at 2AM. "You're violating a boundary right now, but I realize this behavior is caused by a history of trauma. Can we talk about how your inability to trust negatively affects those around you?" Meanwhile steam is just coming out of Batman's ears

Are you in the right headspace to receive information on you potentially being overserious?

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex