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workin on a cute AU for donnie where he becomes a model for fashionable clothes.

with the help of his dad and mikey, donnie becomes the new face of fashion and style.

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miss-sagemoon

I've been he/it

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I Now Pronouns You Dead

aloeveragel

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

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One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

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salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

ghulheim

lol when I lived in France my host family had a friend names Hugh. We saw him and his family a lot.

They pronounced it “oog” and I didn’t know until the day before I left France that his name was Hugh. I just thought he had some weird caveman nickname 😭

toebeens

that is hands down the funniest addition to this post

ceevee5

quasi-normalcy

I fear a fresh wave of the plague

sarcasmgal-blog

Update from twitter

brunhiddensmusings

i want to explain to people- the lower bit is accurate you probably pay way more in taxes/rent then a medieval peasants well as have less time off of work

doctordragon

In light of recent events, I would like to remind everyone that the correct pro choice talking point that will actually pull people to our side is NOT whether a fetus is human or not because you'll never win. The correct argument is how the state should never have the power to force you to give up physical autonomy for the sake of any other being.

roach-works

if the state can't force you to be an organ donor after your death, it shouldn't be able to force you to be an organ donor before your death. if you can't be forced to give even a pint of blood for half an hour, you shouldn't be forced to give up your uterus for nine months. if your alcoholic father can't demand you give him half your liver, if the red cross can't just demand your blood, if those wig making companies can't demand your hair, no one should be able to demand your reproductive system.

even if a fertilized egg is exactly as much of a person as a twenty one year old citizen, no one else in the world should have a legal right to make use of your body parts without your express consent.

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rocktheholygrail

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Day!

molenaide

TEAM MILES ✨💯‼️

thestereotypebuster

I got THE worst possible Tumblr ad

thestereotypebuster

I'm gonna put it under the cut for the daring. I will say, Tumblr sure is a lot more lenient with advertisers violating their community guidelines.

what are you even trying to sell me? Bleach? Bleach for my eyes?

augustdementhe

Huh.

were--ralph

I guarantee it's worse than you could Imagine

erinnightwalker

thebiscuiteternal

Tumblr ads have me getting a lot of use out of this meme

malscare

who's packing me lunch

malscare

why'd you give me 2 fruits n no dessert

malscare

:D💕

malscare

AND A JUICE??? no freaking way you're the best

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faithdeans

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

faithdeans

IT WORKS!!!!

faithdeans

MP3 PALYER

faithdeans

fanficmemes

Love when writers do an insane amount of unnecessary research for their fics. I follow an author that did like 8 months of intense research into 14th century Scotland so they could write smut about it, and guess what. It was some fucking incredible porn AND I learned about old Scottish politics

thedeathdoctor

fanficmemes

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT FEELS LILE

balkanbitch

I hope hobie says this in the next film

witchblade

officialsolluxcaptor

THIS OFFICE HAD ITS BLINDS UP AND THIS IS WHAT I SAW

officialsolluxcaptor

i’m losing my mind. this is a high rise office building on the upper east side of manhattan. and the only piece of art on the wall in this office is a bikini clad anime girl with humongous bazookas that are bouncing out of sync. this can’t be real someone wake me up

the-four-humors

I know this print, it’s actually considered a fine art piece! It’s clearly based on Takashi Murakami’s live-sized statue ‘Hiropon’:

Which, yes, she’s skipping rope with milk that she’s lactating from her bazongas. It’s actually part of a set, the other one being titled ‘Lonesome Cowboy’:

Which features a Cloud look-alike lassoing with his cum.

Murakami is well known for taking ‘low art’ subject matter (anime, hentai, penises) and placing them in ‘high art’ contexts. I actually saw Hiropon in personal with my own two eyes at the Denver Museum of Art back in 2009. A lot of what he does is satirical, and it’s honestly pretty funny to see pictures of his artwork in American museums, surrounded by confused white baby boomers.

That said, without the context, it DEFINITELY slaps you in the face and makes you question what the fuck is going on. Had I not found out who he was in college, Hiropon would still haunt me as the most confusing thing I’ve ever seen in a museum.

officialsolluxcaptor

god thank you for explaining this but also i’m still being slapped in the face as i type

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official-lucifers-child

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

hte-spagheti

summerchat

My boyfriend and I regularly recite this one to each other

archer-antiope

god. i’m going nuts over the concept that of the two pc deaths, it’s because the rotted and the old food got pushed down the disposal. art imitates life.

quiddie

RIGHT?! RIGHT?!!!!!!!

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