Just Vibing

How much money for someone to draw me dying in a glue trap?

this is the best thing I have ever seen in my life

"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

whenever i open my notes and see someone say "i love my iud" "im being sterilized tomorrow" "i got an abortion recently im so relieved" "im pregnant and im so glad it's my entirely my choice" im like peace and love on planet earth we are all such beautiful friends...

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Smoking on that we'd

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not