Just Vibing

How much money for someone to draw me dying in a glue trap?

this is the best thing I have ever seen in my life

seeing girls faces after i lift them into my arms and hearing them say no one’s done that before makes hitting the gym so worth it. i wanna make every single girl over 6 ft tall feel like a precious little princess because you all are. i love you. i do all of this for you.

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

You are the smartest person alive

"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

whenever i open my notes and see someone say "i love my iud" "im being sterilized tomorrow" "i got an abortion recently im so relieved" "im pregnant and im so glad it's my entirely my choice" im like peace and love on planet earth we are all such beautiful friends...