Just Vibing

How much money for someone to draw me dying in a glue trap?

this is the best thing I have ever seen in my life

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

“how do people read yaoi in public?” I literally write gay porn when I’m at work 😭

i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

Ich wünschte, ich könnte Katzen beibringen, dass mein Essen Gift ist. Er denkt, das Problem liegt darin, dass ich vergessen habe, was für ein netter und liebenswerter Freund er ist. Das Problem ist Notaufnahme

dnis are pointless but also if I find out any of yous guys vape on public transit... 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

listening and learning

seeing girls faces after i lift them into my arms and hearing them say no one’s done that before makes hitting the gym so worth it. i wanna make every single girl over 6 ft tall feel like a precious little princess because you all are. i love you. i do all of this for you.

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

You are the smartest person alive