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as a max fan you just have to make peace with the fact that he will never be given grace the same way other drivers get it all. the. time. and just live with it

yeah, fernando alonso just banned the dazn journalist from his garage, oscar piastri can drive right into alex albon's williams and geogre russell can throw head restraint on track and we're still discussing *checking the notes* max verstappen.

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

girls who can’t let go of anything still check the weather in places they no longer belong to (it’s me)

@apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

We're all in extreme distress, he's not special.

I mean, he's a little special? Got that fancy hat & everything. 🤷‍♀️

Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in

Well done Max! In his little tractor ❤️