My aimless river

“it’s number 3 curse” “it’s skinny jeans curse” guys hear me out. what if it’s team’s incompetence.

but sure let's all go along with the bombastic "rbr has the best engine!!!" headlines and all the point and laugh punchlines because it's too much effort to point out that no, it fucking doesn't, it has (embarrassingly for the likes of everyone else) the best ICE part of the engine, which famously constitutes 50% of the power, it's nowhere near on the energy deployment part of the spectrum which is the be-all and end-all this year, the aero and chassis are subpar at best, but thanks to this utterly brilliant ✨closing the development gap✨ system with absolutely no blind spots whatsoever, all the other teams, including merc that's lightyears ahead for anyone with healthy eyes and working brain to see, will get to further develop their already superior assets

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

drivers used to go to other teams in the middle of the season btw.