The Nerd Word

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

I've been using Vimm's Lair for years, I have yet to see a single bad link or virus on the entire site. It's arguably the safest and most comprehensive archive of video games in existence. Preserved history

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

netizen is a really cute word for Person On The Internet im surprised i dont see it used in more english language stuff. lets all be netizens of tumblr together.

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

I’ll be honest, kitten. Daddy’s gotta log off Discord so he can cry himself to sleep again.

if this doesn’t work out, let’s not get divorced. let’s retire to separate abbeys on opposite sides of the kingdom.