RIP to Gregor Samsa but I’m Different

Lace with her stupid bolo tie and bloodborne hat

She’s such a diva….. I love her so much

Notes/ramblings below

My boss KR was assigning familiars to people in my ward and the geology program. We were all holding hands in a circle, and she was in the middle as she assigned us our familiars. She skipped me.

We moved up an inclined hallway into a different room (the whole place looked like a mix of the MARB and the hallways near my high school band room) and as everyone split off into little groups to chat, I told my boss that she skipped me and didn’t assign me a familiar. She then told me my familiar was a giant fish that looked like a koi fish but wasn’t one, and that it lived in the North Sea and was carnivorous.

Carried 4 (four) gigantic maps home and it wasn’t even a very long walk (~20 min at most) but my arms were SHAKING by the time I got home

Ok literally as I was typing this out the map fell down. The little hooks I used weren’t strong enough so I went and found a nail

Hopefully the nail won’t pull out of the wall (it shouldn’t, I put it in at an angle but you never know) and with the new space between the top of the map and the ceiling I could put the tiny Jesus picture on as well.

Originally the Jesus picture was the only thing on the wall which was in turns sorta depressing and also super funny.

The roof at my apartment was leaking really badly, so I set up a tent in the grassy triangle behind/in front of the Maeser. Tweenage Boba Fett was there and staying in the tent with me. I tried to fall asleep in the tent, but it was raining so hard and loud I couldn't.

When the rain stopped, my cousin Al came up the hill and asked me to help him out. There were people hanging out in his backyard, and they had overstayed their welcome. I got out to help him, and we walked up a hill with identical houses on one side of the road and nothing on the other. All the houses were colored blue and black and were very modern/cubist sorta vibes. The second to last house on the hill was his, and as we walked into the backyard it transitioned to a mountain dirt road.

There was a fallen tree blocking the path, and as I stepped over it I got covered in small offwhite grasshoppers. I got the ones on my arms off, but I could feel them crawling up my pants.

I woke up briefly before falling back asleep and having a second dream

Betty Boop was Hispanic and dealing with a lot of copy-cats trying to claim her fame. She was able to get rid of most of the copy-cats because they were white, but there were two other clones or copy-cats that she couldn't figure out a way to deal with. She did a song and dance before getting her arms trapped in a haybale. A french lady in a weird pink/holographic tulle flight attendant outfit came out and starting talking to Betty Boop but she was so stereotypically french it was almost offensive. I couldn't understand a word she said and neither could Betty Boop, the french lady kept repeating the same vowel sounds over and over again.