That Blue Boi

i think yall are just pretending to have an excess of black bile so the doctors will give you more leeches

leeches are for treating an excess of blood. an excess of black bile is treated with mercury-based laxatives. smfh

are you questioning my craft

yes, i am. everyone knows imbalances of different humours are solved with different treatments. leeches for blood, laxatives for black bile, emetics for yellow bile, apophlegmatisms for phlegm. it’s simple and honestly i’m ashamed that you’re disseminating misinformation like this

You have ghosts in your blood. You should probably do cocaine about it.

Me at every show

BITCH IM ABOUT TO JUST [DISAPPEARS UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES] 

I don’t listen to panic! At the disco much but he seems like a fun guy to hang out with

Poe isn’t scary I think but he’s a good writer. Thanks

That bitch from starwars got a book?

Yes, I keep it in my wine cellar. Come with me while I retrieve it…

Sure! What could go wrong?

there are no straight vampires and no straight werewolves

As a werewolf I can verify this.

@methbusters our wedding

When’s this site coming out with a night mode

this site is kept together with glitter glue & toothpicks stop making demands

Coincidentally, my brain is also kept together with glitter glue and toothpicks.

Archery is just dabbing before you murder somebody

1-800-AREYOUSLAPPIN

Oh my god listen with the sound on

Round Boi, Spotted Edition.

Wooooh! PREACH!