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a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

I KNOW when characters are bisexual. even when it’s not explicitly said

strapjobs r awesome bc u can lowkey chew it a little if u want

Chew on it Chewsday

do you guys think after buck and eddie get together that there is some part of buck that is like genuinely worried about how insane he is about eddie. like i was already this deranged over him when we were "just friends" how much worse is it gonna be now that i actually get to call him mine.

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

it would be awesomesauce to unbuckle my belt with the purpose of putting my dick in someone's mouth. but all i got is this stupid coochie

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

i actually can’t stop laughing thinking about someone seeing me on their dash and being like this deranged bitch and her algorithmic social media we would NEVER be friends in real life

and come to think of it it’s pretty hilarious that all it took for me to understand the appeal of ryan gosling was to take away all his love interests and shoot him into outer space. like i’m still not gonna watch any of that other stuff but seeing him break his nose against the control panel of a burning spaceship really opened my eyes

woah this ryan gosling guy is kinda cute. has anyone else thought of this