Hey people!!!

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

What the fuck does this site's backend look like

Loving the implication that this website could have a backend strange enough to make time travel real

if you start introducing nice things into your life it's a slippery slope and you have to be careful in case you start liking it when things are nice

Pet peeve of mine is when someone makes a painstakingly painfully obvious drawn out metaphor post for something bad going on in current events and then ends it with “this is about x” like yeah we fucking know dude the horse was dead 10 comparisons ago

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

this is just what it feels like to be on the internet in your late 30s after spending most of your life on it.

Unmute

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

"Discourse" is far too dignified a term for the foolishness y'all get up to. We should go back to calling it wank.