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if cat don’t want to be held like a baby then why baby sized

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.

there are scriptures all over the world painstakingly crafted hundreds of years ago with paw prints and spelling mistakes or drawings covering up mistakes. a bunch of teenage girls 2000 years ago gathered to walk around their hometown, getting fast food and laughing with their friends. two friends shared blankets before people lived in houses. a mother ran a fine comb through her child’s hair and told it to stop squirming sometime in the 1000s. there are covered up sewing mistakes in couture dresses from the 1800s, some poor roman burnt their food so well past recognition that they just buried the entire pot. there are broken dishes hidden in gardens of people no one even remembers anymore

Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table

only an autopsy if you're dead... please use the proper name for my vivisection table

The titties b in the seatbelt like %

its 2018. we need to stop blaming serotonin and dopamine and start blaming the real culprit which is the hippocampus that son of a bitch

its 2021. we need to stop always blaming our neurochemical functions and start blaming the real culprit which is our inherently flawed society that prioritizes greed of the few over the needs of the many which enables mental illnesses to flourish without the ability to receive treatment. son of a bitch

DoorDash workers are going on strike tomorrow (July 31st, 2021). They’re demanding tip transparency and a base pay of at least $4.25 per hour. Don’t cross the picket line.

$4.25 per delivery, not per hour. 

Ahfhfhgghg my mistake, thank you

This is actually a real place in Belfast. No joke.

I sometimes forget how weird it is to outsiders that Northern Ireland’s biggest gay nightclub is Soviet themed and has a huge statue of Lenin.

let’s fuckin’ go