the world is a circus and i am a shoe waxer

Istg im like 90% sure that shites within guidelines, god dammit tumblr!!!

Anyways if you wanna check out a cool artistic nudity sketch of para, its up on my toyhouse♡

Also while youre at it

I got some new art of the maeve 💥💢💥💢💥

Theyre so pretty oml◇♡♡♡

I understand why so many people want to drink... looks nummy

Alas, i am not whimsical, im just dumb!

I tried petting my dog while laying on my pillow and... i layed on my dog and pet my pillow

This is not an independent incident...

aaaaa its been years, we're adults and engaged yet im still just swooning just as hard for them♡♡♡♡

In northern irish news, we're having national violent protests against (insert religion/anyone non-white) today after a clearly mentally unwell person dared to not be a white person spouting about jesus while doing vile acts

^ the suspect did do and tried to do something awful yes, but this isnt about that as we've seen with past protests of similar nature

Take no mistake, this isnt about the acts, it never is, this is about racism, xenophobia and religion

Like the riots that happened exactly a year to date, this will harm anyone and everyone found to not be "fit" for northern ireland as decided by your white supremacist neighbours, your racist uncles and your child beating friends of the family, all of whom are coming together with masks, weapons and tools that very potentially are intended to end lives

you SHOULD be scared if you or friends or loved ones could even possibly be targeted, because this is terrifying

which was fun but this year i think ima walk with my cancer charity, still dressed as a furry dipshit mind you, but a furry dipshit with a known compromised immune system 👽