K I T T Y

good girls go to heaven, bad girls get pinned against the wall

I’m like if an instant loss protagonist wasn’t bratting in panel one but simply told a really annoying joke while beaming at you

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

The real question for the friend group, when you go missing during the function are you the "oh something must've come up" friend or the "They've been kidnapped" friend

This message brought to you by being the latter friend and exasperatedly shouting- "I KNOW that I disappear on sidequests but why is the first assumption that I'm DEAD?!?"

Omo noncon: your friend has once again missed a rest stop and the next one is in 20 miles

Anyways I played wii bowling with my roommmates for the first time in over a decade and TROUNCED their asses

Fyi if you jerk him off nice and slow and edge him and call him a stupid boy and tell him that he's only going to be allowed to cum if he barks for you like a good boy he'll make the most adorable puppy noises before you know it

reblog if you've destroyed your root chakra and aren't going to make it

you should all enjoy me talking about being submissive on here cuz it doesn't happen much in real life, I have a natural kind of confidence that brings the submissive out in people and when that happens its like blood in the water and im not going to be able to think clearly until youre whimpering

same way people kinda expect me to be a bottom cuz ive got a kinda fem thing going on (my entire bedroom is painted pink and I have pink bedsheets and the furniture is white and its really cutes) but then im knuckle deep with a hand around their throat and saying how much I love them and how theyre doing such a good job and biting them and biting them and biting them and biting them and biting them

oh but the dom doesnt happen if im high though cuz if im high im a pwincess and so so sleepy and so so comfy on my back and it would be a crime to ask me to move

no really trust me you should get me really really high i will certainly be extremely pliable and sleepy and soft and there is no chance whatsoever i start tearing clothes off and scratching and growling and holding you down and giving you head until youre crying and

Handjob except it’s just him desperately thrusting into my hand while I watch and make him do all the work

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

happy pride everyone