He fled to Canada to dodge the South African draft. Then he came here on a student visa which he promptly violated by playing entrepreneur with his parentβs money instead of going to school. He claims to be a physicist with a masterβs degree but school and court records show he only has a, much delayed, bachelorβs degree in economics-just like his buddy Chump. Heβs qualified to be an assistant manager at a fast food restaurant or retail store. Unless they do drug screenings.



















