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"Brian David Gilbert and Karen Han wrote the episode of the among us show where the whole cast has a high gay orgy" is a factually true statement that you can say for free

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forgetful-nerd

It’s always hilarious to see people complaining about the turtles going to space like, my friend, anywhere from 40% to 90% of their problems come from space.

It’s kinda understandable that they might need to go to space to deal with some issues…

mail-me-a-snail

he's free now

skipppppy

Man I have a SHITTON of art I need to catch up on posting here. Anyway Carmivy from last year I think??

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cyanothi

Wanted to draw some Carmivy doodles, enjoy~ ❤️🧡

calciumcryptid

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

kingoftheu

"Why should I care if the canary is dead? It never contributed to the coal mine anyway."

This is a post about Pride and Rainbow Capitalism.

kingoftheu

"Why should I care if the canary is dead? It never contributed to the coal mine anyway."

This is a post about Pride and Rainbow Capitalism.

dragon-in-a-fez

what is happening. is it because the fish is naked

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darkmessiah2000

“The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. - Alan Watts

A big thanks to @LegendofScar18 for this beautiful comm which I had done as gift to @drneque Sasha, Ann, & Marcy dancing under the veil of infinity

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asteroidtroglodyte

I love a good HFY / Humans Are Space Orks post, and I think one element of Humans we’re sleeping on is an instinctual understanding of ballistics.

I mean, I get why it’s not as popular here on Tumblr dot com, given it’s kinda a jock/military adjacent thing, but like. Our ability to just. Pick up a small, firm object, judge its internal inertia and mass by holding it for a bit, and then flinging it with the kind of accuracy and speed Humans are capable of is.

Like there’s another post about how Humans in an alien zoo would probably be breaking out constantly, since we consider escape rooms to be a fun courtship ritual, but

imagine the aliens who are designing the enclosures just so happen to pick up, say, a devoted amateur baseball pitcher. Not even a legend by any means, just somebody who’s practiced with intention. And one day they’re watching her pass some time and blow off some steam by doing some pitching practice and they realize to their mounting horror that this gal can turn literally anything she can wrap her digits around into a ballistic weapon.

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mutuals

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Which is prev?

Unmarried girl

Apologist

Craftsman who works with a wheel

Archivist

Dying person

Educator

Girl

Jurist

Knife sharpener

Lawyer

Librarian

Voting ended onJun 8

interestingmistakes

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

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[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

spiribia

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

icarusdiesatdawn

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

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I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

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I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

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