it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

Can they maybe not

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

“I can fix him dw” [drill sounds] {screaming} [chainsaw revving]

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

on the back: please tell me whats going on in a clear and concise manner

booty shorts that ask: are you mad at me ?

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

ohh i get it now (doesn’t)

i think understanding the family as a system of ownership over both women and children will lead you to understand both misogyny and the oppression of children a lot better and also be able to draw informative parallels between both

everythings a joke now and its all funny as fuck too but sometimes it makes me sick to my stomach

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by