Why Toothpaste is Better than You

people seeing this and going “love this but why is matty matheson here”. well my friend, this is because he’s my personal Guy Whose Gender I Like. not every transmasc aspires to look like paul dano or jesse pinkman (fine if you do) and making almost entirely skinny men the model for “tboy swag” is doing more harm than good

If you're holding back on being masc because you think you need to be a skinny white man to pass, give that the fuck up. Be big if you're big, be brown if you're brown, be assertive, take up space, be whatever the fuck kind of man/masc you are and stop waiting. Stop trying to diminish your power out of fear.

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its been 2 years since hear it hurgling has changed my life forever

if i had ADHD i would simply stop being hyperactive and inattentive

i would simply um

um. so i would just

Yup that’s what it’s like

That's fricking hilarious

@xiumuns

this is better than all of Cells at Work

they’re? just? sitting there ???

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

they’re good attentive students. A+

There’s been a widespread effort to start several lies about the CHAZ, including food scarcity and supposed chaos, but everyone I know locally who is there has said it’s all well supplied, calmly run, and feeling wonderfully supportive and communal.