[ptarmigans] beloved by all

People hate vegans more than almost any other group, both the right and left view us as uppity rich privileged people trying to tell everyone what to do and ruining the environment with the staple foods of our diet, which are obviously quinoa, agave and avocados. You wanna get in good with a right winger? The two of you can bond over how obnoxious and pushy vegans are

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go