[ptarmigans] beloved by all

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

I still see room for a data center on the other side ☝️

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. 

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

People hate vegans more than almost any other group, both the right and left view us as uppity rich privileged people trying to tell everyone what to do and ruining the environment with the staple foods of our diet, which are obviously quinoa, agave and avocados. You wanna get in good with a right winger? The two of you can bond over how obnoxious and pushy vegans are

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.