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but also, for reasons only tangentially related to this behavior, the winter time is the most still time of year. all of the trees lack the leaves that usually sway and dance in the wind, all of the animals either leave or hibernate.

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

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And I've said it before and I'll say it again, you know what Hozier writes about? Sex, loving women sexually and romantically, getting drunk, and death/violence. And no one says a fucking thing(except to still dehumanize him by pretending he's some kind of fae and not a normal dude, like with bigotry against Irish people it's kinda weird to pretend his music is only good because it's magic anyway sorry done now).

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

Imagine you wake up with tubes through your whole body. A robotic arm swiftly removes them and asks you to “what is 2+2?”

You roll off of the surface you were laying on, yanking all other tubes out in the process. You’re groggy, in pain, and not quite in control of your own body yet. You stumble through sterile halls with equipment all around you, only to come across a window showing you actual outer space. Your entire world gets flipped upside-down in an instant. The sound of machinery whirring into motion catches your attention, before you hear the cracking noise from what sounds like an intercom… the faint noise of some upbeat music slides into the background.

“Get ready…”

Oh god… wait… do you know that voice?

here's the sexual content guidelines saying nudity is ok

here's the bit from the termination email telling you you can make a new account as long as it doesn't break the same rule

here's the guidelines for what counts as explicit (not mature, aka grounds for content deletion)

here's the section telling us that you will always be able to respond to content getting flagged as explicit (lie)

here's the section where it says you will be notified when your accunt gets terminated, and that the appeals are reviewed by humans (both lies)

and by the way, posting a single thing against ToS isn't supposed to be grounds for deletion, (this is what the termination email is warning you about)

sharing content without content labels isn't either