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accurate depiction of my sexuality

great pyrenees are so fucking awesome theyre just big. if i didnt think that owning one was a supremely bad idea for me in particular id get one. i just think itd become my boss or something. im too lazy for a working breed truly

trans women i love you

disabled trans women i love you

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

i used to know someone who had actually worked extensively on the Hanford nuclear site cleanup, and she once told me she would feel perfectly safe driving right next to a nuclear fuel transport truck, but when she sees a tanker truck she avoids it like the plague, because they got to see the difference in first-hand demonstrations and it was terrifying.

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week