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Important research for a story I'm writing! Not real life, never real life.
You are transported back in time and into the body of a young noblewoman in the 1400s. Your parents have married you off to an awful, abusive, rapist husband whom literally no one else would marry despite him being very high nobility because he's that terrible. You successfully produce a baby boy and then plan to murder this man for the good of everyone and yourself. Here is the question: do you think you could murder him in a way that is undetectable to the historical people around you? Note: they aren't stupid, you are the prime suspect as the battered wife AND you can't just say poison. Where are you going to buy poison? Do you know anything about poison actually? NO GOOGLING! You were sent back without a plan!
Do you think you could murder someone in the 1400s and get away with it with your modern know-how?
Yes, I totally have a plan (tell me for research purposes)
No, I realize that I'm very uninformed about murder
I have some ideas but I'm not sure they would work
Edit: my notes are full of murder. I love you all
Edit: to clarify about the poison, you can use poison if you actually know how to identify it, I'm saying you can't just go "Poison!" with no knowledge about poison. Buying it probably means they know that poison and you're caught. Your personal knowledge when you read this post is all you have.
Another point of clarity: You went through all that trouble to have a baby without modern medicine so you could get the sweet house after your husband died. That's why you can't be caught. No disappearing.
Edit again: Air embolisms are going on a high shelf because the syringe won't be invented for 350 years. Prove to me that you could make one from scratch, lol
I promise to stop making edits (lol): I left the country vague because I just wanted to see ideas for modern vs. past. Whatever place you are most knowledgeable about
My best idea is to contaminate his food somehow, slowly over time - that part should be a breeze considering how poor food hygiene was in the best case scenario, a lot of places in the 1400s - and hope the combination of repeated gut infections and medieval medicine did him in. That one's shaky depending on geography though, it should work in medieval Europe (unless my awful husband had access to a Jewish doctor) but other places were often better about hygiene and less likely to eat things that could plausibly make them sick to their stomachs. The second best would be to try to get him to step on a rusty nail, or otherwise introduce rust and dirt into a wound, and hope he got tetanus.
Honestly the hard part here is that he's a noble who'll be missed, which is why I agree that contaminated food or wound* is probably my best bet. If we were commoners I'd just push him into a pigpen.
*Me, I'm not leaving anything to chance. I am putting a dirty nail directly in the path he walks and then offering him a foot massage with my dirty hands when he complains his foot is hurting because he stepped on said nail
Alternatively, send him on a boar hunt and sabotage his weaponry and/or riding tack (the tack would probably be easier).
I know enough about plants that I could maybe figure out a poison but I'm not sure if it would work.
I would probably bide my time until I figured something out, like dirty water or getting the flu and hacking on him till he dies.
crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience
what's the matter honey? you've hardly touched your fleeting experience of time on earth

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Anyone else with chronic pain ever get really absorbed in a project and dissociate from your body while you're working but then you finish and you come back to your body and you're just like AAAAAAAHHH! WHAT'S WRONG?? oh yeah. The horrors. Never mind
[Image ID: Threads post with username cropped reading: Unfortunately I did internalize the Tumblr subculture of self-tattling and over-justifying every action I take to prove it's the Least Problematic, and now I carry a lot of shame and anxiety for doing mundane things like reading a John Green book
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Are you still bitter about it sometimes?
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i feel like this is a dying art called 'being a good human being' anybody else agree. anybody
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